Why does every 10th joke seem to be just a retelling of one a week before? I mean I know there are enough jokes out there that you don't need to just repackage... this site. I can't be the only one that sees this.

Original jokes = awesome
recylced jokes = horrible

apperently for me spelling = bad too

i agree 100%

A Priest, A Rabbi, and Rodeo Clown walk into a Bar...

And order drinks...

What, you were expecting something funny?

lmao@ joshy

Did you ever think we have alot of new people
new on our site and maybe they have't heard them yet

after all this is where the jokes go!!!!!!!!!!

bump the old joek for new people dont just change 2 names and change it from a blond to a redneck (which I have seen 2 times).

I mean I have seen 2 or 2 jokes not even wait a week before they are recycled. That is just lame =(

and once again, proof reading is apperently not my strong point

oh well thats how the flow goes
all i can tell you is [DON'T] read it if you have
all ready [HEARD] it

thats what i do nancy..no big deal

if ya know its a repeat .. DONT read it if it bothers ya that much...

Exactly bigbay


Thank goodness for the folks who post jokes and try to make us at least smile !!!

I agree missbehaving. this thread is one of my faves. no matter how bad a mood i am in...i can check it out, and always brings a smile to my face..

Just in case you missed it. I posted this in it's own thread.



MARS n VENUS

Money
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn't need.

Future
A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he
gets a wife.

Success
A successful man is one who makes more money that
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


Happiness
To be happy with a man, you must understand him
a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a
lot & not try to understand
her at all.


Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she
won't change and she does.
Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.


Offspring. . . . Ah, children.
A woman knows all about her children. She knows
about dentist appointments and romances,
best friends and favorites, secret fears and
hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people
living in the house.


Dressing Up
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water
the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone,
read a book, get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings, funerals.


Natural
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


Argument
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after, well, that's
the beginning of a new argument.