Welcome to jsh,

After a guarrel, a wife said to her husband
'' You know, i was a fool when i married you',
The husband replied,
'' Yes dear, But i was in love
and didn't notice!!!

After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
I thought i could love no other untill, I met your brother
Kind, Intelligent, Loving and Hot, this
describes everything your not!!

I want to feel youe embrace
But don't take that paper bag off you face
Damn i'm good at telling lies!!
Everytime i see your face,I wish i were in outer space,
I saw your face as you walked by
''But then i saw a better guy

[Q] Why were men given larger brains then dogs????

[A] So they won't hump women's legs at
cocktails parties...

[Q] What's the difference between a new husband
and a new dog????


[A] After a year, the dog is still excited
to see you.

[Man] I could go to the end of the world for you..

[Woman] Yes, but would you stay there??

[Man] I offer you myself...

[Woman] Lets start from your bank account!!!

Sept.2 1976 ,I should have never got married,
The best out of that are my 2 sons,

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprize her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laught with her,
Romance her,
Cuddle with her,
Write love letters to her,
[How to impress a mam] Show up naked...Bring food...
Don't blocked the tv

[Q]Why did the girl tip---toe past the bathroom cabinet ??


[A] Sshhh, cuz she didn't want to wake up the sleeping pill's

That was so funny

Men please read this before going to bars and clubs:Guys, be more alert and CAUTIOUS when getting a drink offer from a girl,
There is a drug called''BEER''that is ESSENTIALLY in liguid
form.''BEER''is being used by female SEXUAL PREDATOR at parties
to convince their male Victims to have SEX with them,The shocking statistic is that this''BEER''iS AVAILABLE ANYWHERE All
girls have to do is buy it,ask guy's home for no-- strings--
ATTACHED SEX, Men are helpless againt such ATTACKS... there is
a safety in numbers...

I WANT YOU ALL MEN TO KNOW THIS IS A JOKE!!!
BUT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MEN GO TO BARS WITHOUT THEIR MATE

Hi tessa56
welcome to jsh,And i would like very much to be your
friend,It would be nice to talk with you some time

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumpass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the [THIRD ] word in each line from top down.

Hello and welcome to jsh

You say you're confused'' You do or you don't
And it hurts
You say it may change'' It will or it won't
And it hurts
You'll say we'll be fine'' We shall or we shan't
And it hurts
You say you're worth trust'' I can or i can't
And it hurts

Yes dreams do sometime come true, very good poem

Hello there and welcome to jsh!!!!!!!!!
Hope you have a great time here
As we all do.

Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says,My wife
is so dunb,she carries an automatic garage door opener in her
car,we dont even have a garage door,The second guy says my wife is so dumb she has a cellular phone antenna on top of her car
she don't even have a cell phone,The third guy says my wife is
so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers, And she doesn't
even have a ****!''

One day the sunday school teacher'asked what part of the body went
to heaven first?,Susie said heart, cuz you need it to love,''
Riches said your head,cuz you need it to think,Little billy said
your feet,The teacher say's why is that ? billy replied''when
I walked past my mom's room last night,she had her feet in the
air and screaming'' Oh god, I'm coming'' I'm coming!''