Letter From A Hillybilly Mom To Her Hillybilly Son

Dear Son,
I am writing this slow cause i know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left.
Your dad read in the paper where most accident happend within
twenty miles of home,So we moved thirty miles away.
I won't be able to send you the address cause the last family
that lived here took the numbers with them for their next house
so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place has a washing machine.The frist day i put four shirts
in it and havne't seen them since.
It only rained twice this week,three days the frist time and
four days the second time.
The coat you want me to send to you,your aunt Sue said it would
be too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons,So we
cut them off and put them in the pocket.
About your Father-he has a loveiy new job.He has 500 men under
him,He is cutting gress at the cemetery.
Your sister-had a baby,we don't know if you are aunt or uncle
Three of your friend went off the bridgr in the pickup,One was
driving and the others two were in the back.The driver got out,
He rolled down the window and swam to safety,The other twdrowned,they couln't get the tailgate down.
Youe uncle John fell in the whiskey vat.Some men tried to pull him out.but he fought them off,so he drowned.
We had him cremated.He burned for three days.

Not much news this time, nothing much happened

Love,
Mom


PS I was going to send you some money,
but the envelope was already sealed.



I'm a hillybilly my seft and i thought this joke was cute
My Son Glenn gave it to me

TOO FUNNY!!

lmao