Really where is that thread at lol?

yeah ok maybe the legs was the wrong thing since summer is here how about other body parts.

I was told by someone today that my heart had turned to stone and when am I going to stop loving my late husband and let someone else in. I'm just thinking dude your to short for me, forget about it. I am totally needing someone to make a pass at me and real soon. I need a reason to shave my legs.

That is so true I thought we sent out a "I am in heat aroma" and thats what caused that.

Nothing would surprise me anymore with the way companies treat their employees. Good Luck maybe they are trying to save jobs by doing something like that.

And for the ladies: A chocolate penis that ejaculates money...



Now that's what I'm talking about

Laying naked across a dead deer and a dead turkey with fish laying on my naked body holding a remote in one hand and a sandwich in the other.

That was great and very much on the money.

Wow, I am old because I remember all of it, and then puberty hit and the music of the late 60's and 70's was awesome with your huge bell bottom jeans your tied dyed shirt and a p-coat or leather fringed jacket with desert boots. I had the gogo boots and the paper dresses also. Then came disco and the clubs wow thoses were the good ol days. Now I sound just like my dad yiks...Thanks for the memories.
ps who was your favorite Monkee Davey or Micky? And the boys I brought home my dad almost had a heart attack lol even married one of them long beard, denim shirt, jeans,long hair the boots. I could go on and on.

You guys are cracking me up, thanks needed a silly read for today. I do love the forums.

Hi and sorry you had such a bad experience. This internet dating is so strange. I think there is a time and place where two will talk about past relationships but in my opinion that would not be right away because there are just some waiting to see if your gonna say anything to give them a chance to run. The dreaded meet and greet is no the place to be getting into anything deep. Good luck darlin. I don't think you will have any troubles at all, someone will grab you up real quick
Kandy aka sweetcheeks

gingin....you are fine just the way you are and like someone else said you have several pages of threads. that is great.I am fairly new myself so hang in there and be yourself. Good luck on here girl.

sweetcheeks aka Kandy

I can only imagine your fears and worries. I want to thank you and your sons for serving and protecting us here back home. God Bless and God Speed. I will be praying for all that serve us that thet get home safely.

Sweetcheeks aka Kandy

That is great and very true.
Kandy Bravo

Yeah the day is coming where each of you take a pill and you pop your cork. No one would even have to try anything, no headaches, no intrusions. Pop the pill keep fixing dinner while your man mowes the grass then you both just go to sleep. No thanks not for this gal. the real deal is the best deal.

Thank you for the great feedback. I have found myself in the caretaker role several times in my life and I do feel that it is what I do best. the pay is terrible but the rewards for the heart and soul are countless. Yes, that is one good thing with the guys they are very upfront about anything that they can't handle and what they are looking for. Too bad some of them write such heart warming profiles only to find it was all trash talk. I agree that the smoking is the biggest deal breaker and that is on MY to do list. I think Caitlen(my daughter) would win most of their hearts before I would. She is my angel and no one comes between her and I. Have a great day everyone.

Ok I have already found out that having a 7 year old daughter at 52 will most likely keep me single and alone for the next few years and thats cool.
But.....we are the sandwich generation so what about aging parents that live with some of us in our 50's. Deal breaker also? Wish mine were still around but they aren't, but would love to hear the comments on this one.
Lets see I am not doing well here; I am widowed, I have a small child, I smoke, I am not Barbie, I won't have sex on the first date.
I dont ride harleys, I dont have provocative pics on my profile and I am thick (love that new phrase). Maybe I should just go back to bed and or go get a BOB. LOL not on your life I am not a quitter he is out there and I love a challenge.
Thoughts anyone???

Kathi that is too funny, sounds like one of my home improvements, maybe would be better to hook up up with a handyman on the site maybe dinner for faucet repair. Good luck with that.
Kandy
Carol where do you live? I am a misplaced St. Charles resident and planning on moving back in a couple months. It sure isn't the small river town it used to be.
Take care everyone.

Great to be here in the morning. Where is Mo. was your daddy from Carol? Wanted to give Old Sage some trouble but guess he isn't on this morning.........hmmmmmm wonder what he's doing? Can we start a rumor about him? lol

Going to be great here today also up to 80. I would start a rumor but I don't know anyone well enough to do that! So I guess I will just sit here quietly and be good. No problem since I am here trying to be good and quiet I can easily be overlooked lol.