I have seen bigger woodies than that
and they were not ducks...

SOMETIMES more one knows of the others, could too cause them to starting disliking them quickly.

I think many people have an ora about them, some beam out light and attract, while others lights are dim and stay dim how ever hard they try to be "a" brighter light.

An example, a girlfriend and I when out on the town, I would not say she was any prettier than me, but men just were drawn to her and she was like that with all people, yet had a few hard times in staying in love. She was a giver and they took.

I will share a funny, on that night, the only table free, was near the males toilets, a good looking chap on his way to relieve himself got her attaction, she says to him, "can I hold it for you" and he replies "sure, with your mouth"....Poor girl her chin dropped, me I am laughing myself silly...

All is OK, have a good time out...

About the DUCK, I am now training it
to walk backwards, with legs crossed.

For me this was an interesting read...
I can see most of what you say making sense,
as there is a little of truth in all we say,
never does what one say have not meaning or
value, even if it is nonsence to another,
it makes sense to who thinks and says it aloud.

I have read a few profiles, not all but a few
are so up themself and are very much me me people.
I have told a few, the only way they are going to
get one that can tick off all of their check list,
is to go and clone themself, that way they might
just what they are after, to be assured that at
least 2 people like them, their-self and their clone...

Well if nothing works, there is alway BOTOX.... lol

For a moment, only a moment, though
putting all of this aside and my DUCK
I find you entertaining and have
a delightful manner that becomes you.

You have made this topic in parts
both interesting and too helped break
down the seriousness of the subject
and that is a good thing, it gave balanced
to this shared conversation...

You are very likeable.

I too would like to thank the others
for their contribution too.



Gone to find DUCK....

I like what you said, in a earlier comment of mine i wrote this...

If we were to be blinded every-time we met strangers
and stayed that way until both meet 4-times,
what non-visual image would we have of them phyically
and what impression would they leave upon us,
just by the exchange of words and tones of voice.

I wonder if one would still feel the same about them
after they gained their sight, when to find that the other
does not fit into their "personal image requirements"....

If one answers it would matter, then looks do matters!

If one answers it would not, then beauty was skin deep!

SolitaryMan

thanks for you welcome too

Thanks for that warm welcome...

I Know God's Number

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
(“God is that you there”)
“Yes my child, it is I”
(“God I am a mute”)
“My child you are such a
chatter box, talk to me more”
{"well today blah blah ... and Thank-you God"}
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“Yes my child it is I”
“ God I am deaf”
“My child can I tell you
another of my holey jokes”
"Yes, I hope this holey joke don't leak and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
“God I am blind”
“My child you can choose
the colours for my next rainbow”
"Got to find my coloured crayons first and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
‘God I have no hands”
“My child you are so helpful
dialling my number for everyone”
"I wear a gold wedding band on my finger and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
“God I have no legs”
“My child remember you have
got a bad case of Athlete’s feet”
"Have I, really!, I am going to keep it, okay and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
“God I am called dumb”
“ My child will you give
me some of your valuable advice”
"Yes, I will, pass me your latest Holy Book and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
“God I feel lonely again”
“My child we are playing pool
with our gang tonight”
"OH!, it's my turn to drive the chariot and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
"God I am afraid"
"My child it is because
you let go of my hand, here"
"Big hands! I will share, as I only need one and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
“God I speak for many
and we thank you for accepting our
reverse calls when others wont ”
"For You understand all tongues and dialects and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God it's us again, remember
many of us love you completely”
“God, we all will be back here
sometime tomorrow, so be ready.”
“My children my line is always open”
"Tell Peter I made a new friend yesterday and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God I have a message for you"
“yes Peter, who is it from”
"Its from the Phone Company,
"They say, You are now connected to the
Internet, so start emailing, Mate"
"Thank god!!, about time Peter, but I don't type! do you Peter!"
Click.

Did I Remind You I am Sane

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

It is not my fault that I do not know
where I last placed my Subaru’s car keys.
It is not because I have forgotten them
I just don’t remember where I put them.

If the milk happens to taste a little off
and kinda thick in its consistency,
Don’t ask me why, again, please! don't
I got it fresh out of the hot car boot yesterday.

If the bread seems rather stale
with green stuff growing off the crust,
I’m sure my sweet grandma did said,
it was a grain date loaf not green and outdated.

It is not my fault the battery clock stopped
and all my children were late for school.
I phoned the City Electricity Board asking,
" how do I switch my wall clock back on."

If you ask me to do errands for you today
please write the list on my baby’s brow,
that way I am sure not to forget what to buy
as baby is permanently attached to my breast.

I would invite you back to my place for a cup of tea,
but I think I might not be in on the day you come.
I assure you I am not like this seven days a week,
only on weekends and on the other five days too.

Thanks, I am ok now...

HI there...

thanks for the offer, hope we do take time to
have a chat with each other...

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm lol


THE truth, my duck is a drake,
I just did not want to spoil your image
that you had of my duck.... lol

LOL your imagery is getting me worried
as I cannot imagine the poor duck being
%%^^^&&& then having to be plucked
and becoming the Sunday Roast.... lol
(cause it died under the pressure)

WELL to have an arm sprouting from the foreward
I cannot see it enhansing the foreplay except
if one zipped their trouser fly near their nose.... lol

I am sure that you are a well rounded gent
and makes a great effort to make each girl feel
comofortable in their skin while in your company.

YOU show and demostrate you are confident about your looks
that is fine, it is too nice to see that some like who they
are and how the look... yet there is always those who do not!!

LOL...this thread is not about me
giving up my picture... lol
but
to learn from others views, most
here all had positive input, most
did not care about the shell of the person
but rather valued the pearl within them.

FACT is there are good-looking people
and there are also so called ugly people...
if each valued themself with a positive,
knowing and accepting themself as they are.
there would be very few blank spaces here...

andddddddddddddddddd
maybe my picture tooo... lol

NOW I am geting worried about my duck
going to leave town and put duck into hiding...lol

I like you...

Well Well I have to differ,
seeing you look very much
like a dog in your pic. lol

Can you roll over and play dead HUH lol

Fetch the newspaper... HUH lol

I think you need a bit of a body wax job
as you have hellva lot of hair on your back...lol

YOU have my cracking up here laughing...

AFTER seeing a clearer pic of you, I am thinking you would look better in the negligee' and garters that I ever would.. lol

NOW, after seeing you I am diffently not exposing myself lol lol
you are prettier than I, got longer hair than I, I mean longer, lovely slender fingers, long legs, trim body... there goes any chance of seeing a picture of me now..... lol

Trust me, you wont be disppointed fanasizing about a picture of the duck, I think you would thank me for sending the duck picture when you see the legs and breast on her.... lol

(lol no humping my aussie quacking duck, unless you are gay...lol)

You have brightened my day....thanks...

PS, love your hands and dont hide the best part of you behind sun glasses...

YES there is a reason/s...

That was so easy and simple to answer...lol

Did I give you enough info to cure the curiousity...lol

I agree with your statement, though why would any one need to feel screwed if someones refuses on the first request.

More time than not it is curiosity that makes them need to see aothers picture, not their interest in said person.

If the conversation is genuine and there is a rapport developing, most soon volunteer to expose their image, because they now feel comfortable in that ones company...

In a chat room, a few males would be attracted to the tone of my voice, I say I am late 50s and I find them to be all my children's age... IF they saw my picture would they still woe to chat with me, I think not.

When I am asked if I want to swap pics, I say sure, my pic for a Porsche... or I send then a pic of my pet duck or dog... lol

This bring me to a moment when one wanted to see me on cam, I again said sure, exchanged connections, but I put the cover over the lens... he kept saying I cant see you and I said I am on and I am waving at you, cant you see me, I let this go for a few seconds, then said, " I think I forgot to tell you I only cam in the dark"....

Another time, I told one I only had 1 power outlet,
that I would have to unplug my PC to plug in the cam,
he replied "that's OK, I will wait"....

All my secrets coming out.... lol

IF any have taken notice and I hope you have,
to realize how the topic subject has lost
motion and taken on another direction....

This is what true real dicussions are about,
to allow the topic to become something
different, but remains just as interesting.

Thanks to all who have contributed so far...
I am enjoying where this is and going.

NO, have not.
I responded and it did not hurt...lol