What animal would best describe
the last person who dumped you or you them

Who would you like to dress up in a bunny suit?

great, can I find your husband on here too... lol

I Stand Before You


I stand before you dressed in nothing but myself.
Would you like for me to wear shadows of doubt
and our strings of unseen guilt about the neck.

I stand before you dressed in nothing but myself.
Would you like for me to see through glass eyes
and see your rainbow with all the shades of grey.

I stand before you dressed in nothing but myself.
Would you like for me to speak with a fork tongue
and listen to you with cotton wool in both the ears.

I stand before you dressed in nothing but myself.
Would you like for me to keep a close distance
and touch each other like if we had wooden limbs.

I stand before you dressed in nothing but myself.
Would you like for me to think with an empty mind
and love you with a heart made of sand and mortar

I stand before you dressed in nothing but myself.
Accept me for who I am, if not, then you must go
and leave me just the same, as I am.

*when i die*

can i have the address of that morgue where you work
because when i am dead, i don't wanna go there
i ain't getting cut up as spare parts
nor have rats tasting my blood while it is still wet

my family want me cremated
so they can use my fat for lard
i just hope they don't burn their dinner
as then i am sure to go up in smoke

i will have to remind my loved ones
to dig my ashes deep into the rose bed soil
so that all the neighbours cats
don't use me as their kitty cat litter

as for butch the toothless mongrel dog
from next door, please stop him
from snorting me up like cocaine
thinking i am his sunday high

remember one thing please, my loving children
before getting rid of me
make sure i am really dead
not just
dead asleep
in my warm
bed

most do... but it does not necessary mean they all are telling the truth..

lol

when here...

what question/s do you dislike being asked on the first meeting

what question/s would you like answered but are afraid/wont ask

ok if i got an eye seeing dog to do the picking

will you then trust the blind dating

i will make sure the dog is not a ***** lol...

trust me lol...................

you not a con-artist until you got the bank account number...

i have yours 4566776677 lol

which bank... the one with no money in it lol

hands up

who is up for blind dating ....?

or pin the tail on the date....?

I would like your opinion on...

relationships on line...

is all relationships here temporary or not...

are there some here who are here for mindgames/con-artists
or
to find a partner in love and/or companionship...

just add a "m" to the end of condo
and
i think you then can afford to ship both you and it lol

thanks fanshade.................

and who ever asked me to marry them it is a yes...........
just send me the ring and the house lol

just wanna saving you some money divorcing me long distance...lol

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
you safe
I have alzheimer's only on week days

WEEkends i am all here in mind and body

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is that right lol
lol

u cute... lol

then again...

funny too...

7z3r05

can
I
adopt
you
lol

i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


sad

huh....

lol

it would be my luck
about the time I get the left overs
i would have then become a vegetarian