I Know God's Number

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
(“God is that you there”)
“Yes my child, it is I”
(“God I am a mute”)
“My child you are such a
chatter box, talk to me more”
{"well today blah blah ... and Thank-you God"}
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“Yes my child it is I”
“ God I am deaf”
“My child can I tell you
another of my holey jokes”
"Yes, I hope this holey joke don't leak and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
“God I am blind”
“My child you can choose
the colours for my next rainbow”
"Got to find my coloured crayons first and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
‘God I have no hands”
“My child you are so helpful
dialling my number for everyone”
"I wear a gold wedding band on my finger and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
“God I have no legs”
“My child remember you have
got a bad case of Athlete’s feet”
"Have I, really!, I am going to keep it, okay and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
“God I am called dumb”
“ My child will you give
me some of your valuable advice”
"Yes, I will, pass me your latest Holy Book and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
“God I feel lonely again”
“My child we are playing pool
with our gang tonight”
"OH!, it's my turn to drive the chariot and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
"God I am afraid"
"My child it is because
you let go of my hand, here"
"Big hands! I will share, as I only need one and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God is that you there”
“yes my child it is I”
“God I speak for many
and we thank you for accepting our
reverse calls when others wont ”
"For You understand all tongues and dialects and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God it's us again, remember
many of us love you completely”
“God, we all will be back here
sometime tomorrow, so be ready.”
“My children my line is always open”
"Tell Peter I made a new friend yesterday and Thank-you God"
Click.

Ring! Ring ! Ring!
“God I have a message for you"
“yes Peter, who is it from”
"Its from the Phone Company,
"They say, You are now connected to the
Internet, so start emailing, Mate"
"Thank god!!, about time Peter, but I don't type! do you Peter!"
Click.

and a little child shall lead them.