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Topic: If Men Could Get Pregnant
Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/27/08 07:57 AM Edited by Masalka on Thu 03/27/08 08:15 AM
OH my GOD!... i was just thinking what if men could get pregnant... could you imagine?? i mean.. us men gripe and complain ENOUGH as it is! contracts (because i dont know what ovulate is LOL) hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo.. i just cant imagine the pain.. Here's to the women who put up with it

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Thu 03/27/08 07:59 AM
LOL I did see on the news last night that there is a "man" pregnant right now He's a pre-op transgender... for all ummm intents and purposes he's a man but still has his uteris

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Thu 03/27/08 08:00 AM
There definately would not be a population problem anymore!

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Thu 03/27/08 08:00 AM
There definately would not be a population problem anymore!

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76469	Thu 03/27/08 08:00 AM
Well if Men could get pregnant child birth woud go way down for sure. They would never roll there eyes again when they hear a woman complaing of having cramps. They would know what if felt like to feel like your insides were going to fall out when you got up to walk the first time after childbirth. They would look at women in a whole new way.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 03/27/08 08:01 AM
Delete this thread at once!!!!

Zilla81 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 443	Thu 03/27/08 08:01 AM
My water broke once. I was at a Van Halen concert and the line to the bathroom was insane. Wasnt a big deal.

Joni321 Joined Tue 06/05/07 Posts: 650	Thu 03/27/08 08:01 AM
OH my GOD!... i was just thinking what if men could get pregnant... could you imagine?? i mean.. us men gripe and complain ENOUGH as it is! ovulates hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo.. i just cant imagine the pain.. Here's to the women who put up with it you would SCREAM baby SCREAM

Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/27/08 08:03 AM Edited by Masalka on Thu 03/27/08 08:03 AM
lol oh dear... ... ..i dont know about other guys but im having trouble picturing getting sumthin the size of a watermellon out of my.... LOL

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Thu 03/27/08 08:03 AM
haha, when I was pregnant my daughter would put her foot on the OUTSIDE of my rib cage..... let's see a man tolerate that.... you could see her little foot print on my tummy...but oh sh*t did it hurt.... and Goof, P-U-leeze..... let's talk to the GF about how much you whine.....

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Thu 03/27/08 08:05 AM
The only comparison might be several kidney stones with no painkillers... and then magnify that by about ten. If you can scream, you're not at a "10" for pain. It takes energy and effort to scream. True agony is silent.

MyrtleBeachDude Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4028	Thu 03/27/08 08:05 AM
I started having labor pains around 4am and then contractions about 430am this morning. I gave birth around 5am, triplets all identicle. Flushed and walked away.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Thu 03/27/08 08:06 AM
Damn, where has Diamond been, she had 15 of my alien babies, and ukbloke ate them....

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Thu 03/27/08 08:06 AM
lol oh dear... ... ..i dont know about other guys but im having trouble picturing getting sumthin the size of a watermellon out of my.... LOL Just imagine pushing so hard that you break the blood veins in your eyes....LOL

Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/27/08 08:06 AM
I started having labor pains around 4am and then contractions about 430am this morning. I gave birth around 5am, triplets all identicle. Flushed and walked away. HAHAHAHA OMG!!!!

Joni321 Joined Tue 06/05/07 Posts: 650	Thu 03/27/08 08:06 AM
lol oh dear... ... ..i dont know about other guys but im having trouble picturing getting sumthin the size of a watermellon out of my.... LOL But if you want they will give you really good drugs too!

Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/27/08 08:07 AM
lol oh dear... ... ..i dont know about other guys but im having trouble picturing getting sumthin the size of a watermellon out of my.... LOL Just imagine pushing so hard that you break the blood veins in your eyes....LOL lol WHY would i imagine that!

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Thu 03/27/08 08:09 AM
The only comparison might be several kidney stones with no painkillers... and then magnify that by about ten. If you can scream, you're not at a "10" for pain. It takes energy and effort to scream. True agony is silent. Amen to that Lilith!! A lil note.. all the men here should call their Moms and thank them for what they did to bring them into this world!!!

brandynicole Joined Fri 06/29/07 Posts: 5564	Thu 03/27/08 08:09 AM
OH my GOD!... i was just thinking what if men could get pregnant... could you imagine?? i mean.. us men gripe and complain ENOUGH as it is! ovulates hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo.. i just cant imagine the pain.. Here's to the women who put up with it I think its funny that you put in ovulates .... and noone said anything . I think you were referring to contractions ?

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Thu 03/27/08 08:09 AM
My sister grit her teeth so hard that her gum's blead. What a trooper, no drug's for her.