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Topic: If Men Could Get Pregnant
Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/27/08 08:10 AM
OH my GOD!... i was just thinking what if men could get pregnant... could you imagine?? i mean.. us men gripe and complain ENOUGH as it is! ovulates hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo.. i just cant imagine the pain.. Here's to the women who put up with it I think its funny that you put in ovulates .... and noone said anything . I think you were referring to contractions ? no.. isnt ovulating where you practice breathing or something? like hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo, idk, saw it in a movie once

brandynicole Joined Fri 06/29/07 Posts: 5564	Thu 03/27/08 08:11 AM Edited by brandynicole on Thu 03/27/08 08:11 AM
lol nah ovulating is before you get pregnant .

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Thu 03/27/08 08:11 AM
LOL I did see on the news last night that there is a "man" pregnant right now He's a pre-op transgender... for all ummm intents and purposes he's a man but still has his uteris In my eyes, it's not a man. Still a woman.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Thu 03/27/08 08:12 AM
OH my GOD!... i was just thinking what if men could get pregnant... could you imagine?? i mean.. us men gripe and complain ENOUGH as it is! ovulates hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo.. i just cant imagine the pain.. Here's to the women who put up with it I think its funny that you put in ovulates .... and noone said anything . I think you were referring to contractions ? no.. isnt ovulating where you practice breathing or something? like hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo, idk, saw it in a movie once you're thinking of lamas... ovulating is when the egg passes threw your felopian tubes.

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Thu 03/27/08 08:12 AM Edited by hellkitten54 on Thu 03/27/08 08:13 AM
I was on lots of drugs. Thank god for epidurals. I didn't feel a thing after that.

Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/27/08 08:12 AM
lol nah ovulating is before you get pregnant . lol well.... ive never been preggers.. but i hear its bad so.. yeah im just glad men cant get pregnant, but i wish women didnt have to go throught the pain either... what ever happend to the magic stork

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Thu 03/27/08 08:12 AM
Do we need some sex education in here? Do you not understand the reproductive system? Geeesh. And Kitten.... think that will be a c-section? LMAO.....

Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/27/08 08:13 AM
OH my GOD!... i was just thinking what if men could get pregnant... could you imagine?? i mean.. us men gripe and complain ENOUGH as it is! ovulates hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo.. i just cant imagine the pain.. Here's to the women who put up with it I think its funny that you put in ovulates .... and noone said anything . I think you were referring to contractions ? no.. isnt ovulating where you practice breathing or something? like hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo, idk, saw it in a movie once you're thinking of lamas... ovulating is when the egg passes threw your felopian tubes. ewww

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 03/27/08 08:13 AM
Ooooooo....Sex Education..........YAY!!!!

brandynicole Joined Fri 06/29/07 Posts: 5564	Thu 03/27/08 08:13 AM


Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Thu 03/27/08 08:14 AM
Ooooooo....Sex Education..........YAY!!!! please allow me since this is my department.. when a man and a woman get a funny feeling in their private region... never mind... I can't even finish this one..

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Thu 03/27/08 08:15 AM
I was on lots of drugs. Thank god for epidurals. I didn't feel a thing after that. Hellkitten, do you have a pamphlet on the reproductive system for him?

FroznChild Joined Tue 02/19/08 Posts: 2228	Thu 03/27/08 08:15 AM
Lol... The women could say that, it's just the F'n he gets, for the F'n he got... Lol... I love my mother and all, but I don't know if I'd thank her for putting me through that! j/k.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 03/27/08 08:16 AM
Ooooooo....Sex Education..........YAY!!!! please allow me since this is my department.. when a man and a woman get a funny feeling in their private region... never mind... I can't even finish this one.. I was taking notes damn it!!!

Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/27/08 08:16 AM
Ooooooo....Sex Education..........YAY!!!! please allow me since this is my department.. when a man and a woman get a funny feeling in their private region... never mind... I can't even finish this one.. well thats when the stork comes up and shoves an egg into the woman.... THERE, simple as that duh!!!

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Thu 03/27/08 08:17 AM
I was on lots of drugs. Thank god for epidurals. I didn't feel a thing after that. Hellkitten, do you have a pamphlet on the reproductive system for him? I have a book, pregnancy for dummies!

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Thu 03/27/08 08:17 AM
I loved the part in the movie Knocked up, when they ask the little girl how babies are made.

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Thu 03/27/08 08:18 AM
I was on lots of drugs. Thank god for epidurals. I didn't feel a thing after that. Hellkitten, do you have a pamphlet on the reproductive system for him? I have a book, pregnancy for dummies! lmao! That should work

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Thu 03/27/08 08:18 AM
Ooooooo....Sex Education..........YAY!!!! please allow me since this is my department.. when a man and a woman get a funny feeling in their private region... never mind... I can't even finish this one.. I was taking notes damn it!!! I think you know what you're doing.... She seems satisfied....

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Thu 03/27/08 08:20 AM
Ooooooo....Sex Education..........YAY!!!! please allow me since this is my department.. when a man and a woman get a funny feeling in their private region... never mind... I can't even finish this one.. well thats when the stork comes up and shoves an egg into the woman.... THERE, simple as that duh!!! ya ya, that's exactly how I got pregnant.... except in my story, when the cops got there and asked my exhusband why we were naked in a public park the damn stork flew away and wrecked our credibility.... DAMN STORKS...