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Topic: If Men Could Get Pregnant
shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Thu 03/27/08 08:23 AM
Ooooooo....Sex Education..........YAY!!!! please allow me since this is my department.. when a man and a woman get a funny feeling in their private region... never mind... I can't even finish this one.. Soooo funny. Sound's like it was fun though! well thats when the stork comes up and shoves an egg into the woman.... THERE, simple as that duh!!! ya ya, that's exactly how I got pregnant.... except in my story, when the cops got there and asked my exhusband why we were naked in a public park the damn stork flew away and wrecked our credibility.... DAMN STORKS...

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Thu 03/27/08 08:24 AM
I was on lots of drugs. Thank god for epidurals. I didn't feel a thing after that. Hellkitten, do you have a pamphlet on the reproductive system for him? I have a book, pregnancy for dummies! lmao! That should work I really do have that book, because when I got pregnant, I was scared to death and looked up every single thing in that book that I felt or anything happened. I was alone.

Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/27/08 08:30 AM
Ooooooo....Sex Education..........YAY!!!! please allow me since this is my department.. when a man and a woman get a funny feeling in their private region... never mind... I can't even finish this one.. well thats when the stork comes up and shoves an egg into the woman.... THERE, simple as that duh!!! ya ya, that's exactly how I got pregnant.... except in my story, when the cops got there and asked my exhusband why we were naked in a public park the damn stork flew away and wrecked our credibility.... DAMN STORKS... i wanna get down n dirty in a fountain somewhere.. like in las vegas... out infront of the Mirage.. LOL!!

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Thu 03/27/08 08:32 AM
i wanna get down n dirty in a fountain somewhere.. like in las vegas... out infront of the Mirage.. LOL!! good luck with that one... there are a few cops in Vegas... and a few THOUSAND people walking by.

Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/27/08 08:33 AM
i wanna get down n dirty in a fountain somewhere.. like in las vegas... out infront of the Mirage.. LOL!! good luck with that one... there are a few cops in Vegas... and a few THOUSAND people walking by. isnt that the thrill though? lol nahhh.. ill pick a smaller fountain out infront of a motel or sumthin

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Thu 03/27/08 08:35 AM
i wanna get down n dirty in a fountain somewhere.. like in las vegas... out infront of the Mirage.. LOL!! good luck with that one... there are a few cops in Vegas... and a few THOUSAND people walking by. isnt that the thrill though? lol nahhh.. ill pick a smaller fountain out infront of a motel or sumthin you might get away with it infront of the No-tel Mo-tel.....

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Thu 03/27/08 08:36 AM
Lily~ I thought they closed the Tally-Ho?

Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/27/08 08:37 AM
i wanna get down n dirty in a fountain somewhere.. like in las vegas... out infront of the Mirage.. LOL!! good luck with that one... there are a few cops in Vegas... and a few THOUSAND people walking by. isnt that the thrill though? lol nahhh.. ill pick a smaller fountain out infront of a motel or sumthin you might get away with it infront of the No-tel Mo-tel..... omg... im so about to make a new thread... brb

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Thu 03/27/08 08:39 AM
Not sure that this guy is really pregnant. Needs a sonogram. Kinda reminds me of one of my friends in college. Looked LIKE this guy a lot. He impregnated himself by overindulgence of Pabst Blue Ribbon. As an aside, who's the father? Dennis Rodman or Tommy Lee Jones? Or maybe, it was the guy with the bad haircut in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN?