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I'm fat if you're skinny
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I'm blind if you're ugly....  |
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I'm blind if you're ugly.... Awww....(((((( AD ))))) 
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"CUTTING THRU THE CHASE I AM WANTING A MAN THATS LOOKING FOR A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP."
Cutting thru the chase....? What kind of knife do you use for that? |
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I'd think an electric knife, of course [Misery].
Once hobbled, there is no chase. Hmmmm. Giving myself good ideas..... |
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"Someone once told me I should have two men one to understand my creative side and one to understand my intellectual side. I have a fairly balanced mind."
And you're greedy, too.... |
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"Well, let's see if I can describe myself and not seem too boring or ditzy ;-) I was born and raised in Indiana. My parents divorced when I was young and both remarried."
BUZZ!!!! Thanks for playing. You'll get some lovely parting gifts, including the home version of Narco-Profiles! |
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"i am 30 years old woman that likes to be on the go all the time i like doing stuff outdoors like camping, bonfires, and fishing."
The indoor bonfires have more potential for hijinks, though.... |
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"like to meet someone, with the same interest as me. love to dance, pilates. love jazz &blues music. but my passion are traveling. spy action and comedy movies. love to eat too. lol... broadway show.ha"
I love it when they're focused. |
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"like to meet someone, with the same interest as me. love to dance, pilates. love jazz &blues music. but my passion are traveling. spy action and comedy movies. love to eat too. lol... broadway show.ha" I love it when they're focused. Broadway shows can be quite tasty if they are prepared properly. |
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I make all the wrong decisions in life. No matter how hard I try to do the right thing it always seems to be the worst choice possible." The legend continues.... |
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"Daddie's Looking 4 Daughter”
This may get the creepy headline of the year award. |
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"i am very outgoing and open so............
whatever you want to know... just ask.............. you just might be surprised................" What would surprise me is if I actually bothered to ask anything after reading that drivel.... |
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"I am a very active busy person. I don't like to play games and would like to find the same in my partner. I believe you must be friends before you can be anything else."
What about jousting opponents? Do you have to be friends before you can be jousting opponents? |
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"im an honest,careing,trustworthy person. like to take walks,listen to music as long as i can understand the words"
That's why I so rarely listen to Uzbekistani music. They might be singing about me, for all I know. I hope not. Unless it's good. |
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"At first meeting I am on the shy side but once I begin to feel more comfortable I tend to open up more.I have found that at times these dating sites can be 'challenging'"
This is "challenging," huh? Please don't ever try to drive a car or use an elevator. |
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I like walks in the park.....feeding the ducks.... I found out they don't like leftover tacos..... I like riding into the mountains..... who am I kidding..... my bucket would'nt make it 5 miles outta Fresno.......I like the smell of baby oil on a womans skin......I actually slid off a woman while makin love ...true story
First date ........hmmmmmm.......A movie...preferably something with butcher knives and axes......grab something to eat.......a nice walk in the park...........good conversation....and then if the chemistry is there .........maybe a kiss at the end of the night |
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"Daddie's Looking 4 Daughter” This may get the creepy headline of the year award. Is that for REAL ??!?!?!?!?!?  |
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"I believe two people should meet in order to learn each other. So if interested drop me a line. Well it says that this is too short so allow me to babble, on and on about nothing in particular."
You just feel like you've known her all your life.... |
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"Hello, A friend told me about this site, so I thought I would check it out. I know my profile isn't that long, maybe if I find this site interesting I will add more to it."
Please don't toy with us this way. |
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