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Because that woman wore her pants too tight.
Why is life so unfair? |
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Because that woman wore her pants too tight. Why is life so unfair? nice!! Because death is just as unfair Why do women wax their moustaches? |
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Because when the wind blows, it gets our eyes.
Why do we blink our eyes? |
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to take snap shots
why do people give names to their cars |
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because they think they are animals
Why do airplanes fly? |
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Because they have to pollinate the flowers
Why do we work? |
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So we can learn to twiddle our thumbs.
Who invented the " friend zone " |
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Thomas Edison
Why is Taco Tuesday on a Tuesday? |
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To compete with KFC Toonie Tuesday ... in Canada ....
Who coined the word Hemorrhoid.... |
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A Canadian seamstress
Why do geese honk? |
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because you always in the way !
why is it not possible to reach the sun |
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because you have short T-rex arms...
Why do people drive cars? |
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Not everyone is a certified Top Gun
Why is love and romance so necessary?? |
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So people have something to argue over...
Why do fish swim? |
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To meet other fish.
Why are we doing this |
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itchy fingers
why live in a cave |
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Your wife kicked you out
Why you live there |
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cavewomen has my club
why is the grass greener on the other side |
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Because fairytales are so true
Why do we get caught up in the middle of things |
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because being the side piece is no fun...
Why am I missing a tooth? |
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