Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2
Douglas's photo
Sun 07/03/22 02:27 AM
Like too many romances, roses quickly die off.

What does a wardrobe ward?

Vibes's photo
Sun 07/03/22 03:28 AM
It wards off a blow everytime when opened

What does a table drawer draw?

Douglas's photo
Mon 07/04/22 06:30 AM
If the plumbing is faulty, it draws water.

Why do carpets have underlay?

Merry's photo
Mon 07/04/22 06:38 AM
To ensure they don't feel overexposed, afterall they are all about the coverup.

Why does water run?

no photo
Mon 07/04/22 07:09 AM
It's afraid of heights

why do worms wiggle

no photo
Tue 07/05/22 01:06 PM
They saw my face... sad


Why do humans have thumbs?

Merry's photo
Tue 07/05/22 01:22 PM
Soley for hitchhiking purposes, how else would we get around?

Why do people get angry?

no photo
Tue 07/05/22 01:28 PM
Merry, that was the exact answer I was thinking of when I asked the question!!! rofl rofl Great minds... winking


OT: In the hopes they can have seggsy make-up time.


Why do people travel?

Merry's photo
Tue 07/05/22 01:42 PM
:nerd::nerd::hibiscus::hibiscus:

To escape household chores

Why are owls considered wise, but unintelligent humans are said to have a bird brain?

Douglas's photo
Wed 07/06/22 05:22 AM
Because owls have more sense than humans.

Why do dogs bark?

runningbear74's photo
Thu 08/18/22 01:04 PM
because they can’t remember how to speak Latin


Why do men have nipples?

Douglas's photo
Tue 09/13/22 05:41 PM
So if a man is upside down, you can tell because his nipples are in the wrong place.

Why do we only have 26 letters in the English alphabet?

no photo
Wed 10/26/22 09:15 PM
because Aliens took all the other letters...


Why do stairs go up and down?

Ɔʎɹɐx's photo
Fri 10/28/22 12:24 PM
Edited by Ɔʎɹɐx on Fri 10/28/22 12:26 PM
Stairs are fixed. Earth moves up and down
Why is life too short

regreen's photo
Sun 12/04/22 09:10 PM
So that our bodies don't wear out before we die.

Why do people kiss?

pumpilicious 💕's photo
Sat 01/07/23 05:51 AM
Edited by pumpilicious 💕 on Sat 01/07/23 06:01 AM
Because they suck:sweat_smile:

Why do we have to drink water to live?

Slim gym 's photo
Sat 01/07/23 06:39 AM
Because it dilutes my Scotch...


Why do hearts beat faster when Candy is being eaten

pumpilicious 💕's photo
Sat 01/07/23 07:58 AM
Because you're being slowly poisoned

Why is love blind?

no photo
Sat 01/07/23 12:58 PM
Because we're all to ugly to look at.


What does "floor it" mean ?

Merry's photo
Sat 01/07/23 01:09 PM
It means to identify what type of floor you want to dance on i.e. tiles vs wooden, cement vs vinyl... :dancer:


Why is it important to "Shut the front door!"?