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| Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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It's all about symmetry. Like the other parts: 1, 2...1, 2...1, 2....
Why do we never run out of questions? |
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Because it's much easier to run into them rather than out of them.
Where do dreams come from? |
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The dark corners of your mind after a few drinks ...
Why the use of handcuffs in a romantic situation ? |
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So that you have nowhere else to go and nobody else to see except your 'captor'.
Why do people fear rejection? |
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Because they don't wanna be swallowed up by the universe!!!
Why do big boys play at night ?? |
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Because if they played during the day, people would see them.
Why is it dark at night? |
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Someone turned off the lights.
Why is mental stimulation important? |
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It keeps the little elves in our head awake and active
How do the stars stay up in the sky? |
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They are afraid of the dankness down
Why the waves come ashore? |
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The sea is friendly with the land, so it waves.
Since clouds are formed of water from the land, why do we not see rain going up? |
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It isnt dressed.
Why are antiques called antiques? |
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Edited by
Unknow
on
Mon 03/06/23 12:29 AM
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Because they are against ques (anti-ques)
When the moon is full, what is it full of? |
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Edited by
Unknow
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Mon 03/06/23 03:29 PM
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Chocolate covered strawberries
Why have doors on your home? |
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Because if they were under the home, you couldn't get out.
Why do they call it daylight savings time when you lose an hour of time? |
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It's a Jedi mind trick
Why do people cut their hair? |
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They are afraid it might tie during the up and downs...
Why are big guys always likened to owls? |
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They hope the big guys will just glide by silently.
Why does my phone need recharging? |
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Your phone talks a lot.
Why are black tulips actually a dark purple? |
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Because Black and Dark purple were born on the same day.
Where is Gia? |
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In Italy. It's a little town whose tower fell over, so it doesn't deserve a 'z'
Why do beige walls look dirty as soon as they're painted? |
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