Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2
Slim gym 's photo
Wed 02/09/22 06:06 PM
sorry cant say ... employer /employee privilege!!!


thinking is the fastest way to travel ... where???

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Thu 02/10/22 12:17 PM
Edited by Two on Thu 02/10/22 12:18 PM
To occupy dark matter...

Why is the beach sandy?

Slim gym 's photo
Thu 02/10/22 12:49 PM
Because of all the trampling going on


Why is sea water salty?

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Thu 02/10/22 03:00 PM
Because the waiter messed up the food order...

Why is Slim such a stud? bigsmile

Slim gym 's photo
Thu 02/10/22 04:26 PM
Because of his friends blowing his trumpet!!!


How come I not invited to Two's orgies ??

bobtail76's photo
Thu 02/10/22 05:05 PM
Because you need more than two for an orgy

Why does Captain Crunch rip the roof of your mouth?

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Thu 02/10/22 05:50 PM
he got hook hand


why do flowers blossom?

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Fri 02/11/22 02:55 PM
Because Manneken Pis watered them...

Why do boats float?

Slim gym 's photo
Fri 02/11/22 03:05 PM
because the dont sink


why do women never lift the toilet seat?

bobtail76's photo
Fri 02/11/22 04:18 PM
They might get a boob caught in between the lid

What happened to the milk man?

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Fri 02/11/22 06:57 PM
angry husbands shot em all


why do men like melons?

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Fri 02/11/22 07:53 PM
Because they are not eggplants...

Why do women like bananas?

bobtail76's photo
Sat 02/12/22 04:50 AM
Because you are what you eat

Why can't people fly?

Slim gym 's photo
Sat 02/12/22 06:19 AM
because they will do an Icarus!!


why do forest fires happen

bobtail76's photo
Sat 02/12/22 06:40 AM
Because she should have shaved

Why do women wear earrings?

Merry's photo
Sat 02/12/22 06:50 AM
To ensure they remain balanced and not float up onto cloud 9


Why are pillows used to rest the head when sleeping?

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Sat 02/12/22 09:35 AM
not enough sex


why do people wear shoes?

bobtail76's photo
Sat 02/12/22 10:32 AM
So that you don't get arrested for public nudity

Why do they call it rock n roll?

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Sat 02/12/22 01:21 PM
they're a bunch of stoners rolling around


what's with mike's hammer :hammer:?

Slim gym 's photo
Sun 02/20/22 05:11 AM
Cause he is addicted to bourbon


Why are camels known as ships of the desert??