Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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sorry cant say ... employer /employee privilege!!!
thinking is the fastest way to travel ... where??? |
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Edited by
Two
on
Thu 02/10/22 12:18 PM
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To occupy dark matter...
Why is the beach sandy? |
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Because of all the trampling going on
Why is sea water salty? |
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Because the waiter messed up the food order...
Why is Slim such a stud? ![]() |
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Because of his friends blowing his trumpet!!!
How come I not invited to Two's orgies ?? |
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Because you need more than two for an orgy
Why does Captain Crunch rip the roof of your mouth? |
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he got hook hand
why do flowers blossom? |
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Because Manneken Pis watered them...
Why do boats float? |
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because the dont sink
why do women never lift the toilet seat? |
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They might get a boob caught in between the lid
What happened to the milk man? |
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angry husbands shot em all
why do men like melons? |
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Because they are not eggplants...
Why do women like bananas? |
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Because you are what you eat
Why can't people fly? |
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because they will do an Icarus!!
why do forest fires happen |
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Because she should have shaved
Why do women wear earrings? |
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To ensure they remain balanced and not float up onto cloud 9
Why are pillows used to rest the head when sleeping? |
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not enough sex
why do people wear shoes? |
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So that you don't get arrested for public nudity
Why do they call it rock n roll? |
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they're a bunch of stoners rolling around
what's with mike's hammer ![]() |
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Cause he is addicted to bourbon
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?? |
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