Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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It's the same as the Ides of March ... beware !!!
Of all the colours in the world , why is black and white still cons classy !!! |
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Because cats are color blind.
Why are there blue moons? |
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Cause when I moon someone it's a Royal doing it !!!
What's a advantage of using drones in a war !? |
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To locate where the food are. Why do words have several meanings? |
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Because humans have multiple uses !!!!!
Why is English so easy to learn? |
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So everyone can interpret what is written in the stars.
What makes a dream a dream? |
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It's when you consciously say something yet people tell you to dream on. Why does the moon get used a lot in romantic songs and poetry? |
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Because that's where the lead in the pencil comes from!
What's with the maid sleeping in the other bedroom? |
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Because the Master is in the dog house
When is the best time to cheat on your partner !!??? |
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Every minute of every day. Why would you cheat on your partner? |
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Because Slim said it was okay!
Why does the moon shine? |
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Because it's 200 proof
Why do the Philippine chick's, like Apple, make moonshine? |
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Stop bathing and put a clothes pin on your nose.
Who invented the wheel? |
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Fred Flintstone did, as seen on TV. Why was the wheel invented? |
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So we could get around on our two feet!!!
What happens if you get caught cheating on your partner!! |
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Your cat has a dozen kittens
How are butterflies able to fly? |
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They have a lot of gas,and farther alot!
What makes the world go around? |
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Hamsters running really fast to keep it going round and round
Why does it snow in the winter season? |
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It’s needed for Santa’s camouflage
What’s the tallest building? |
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