Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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Gets to being green sour cream !!!
What happens to used chewing gum ? |
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It’s used as glue.
What do you get when a horse and a donkey mate? |
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Unicorn.
Where do babies come from? |
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eBay
why is marriage rates dropping? |
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FDA didn’t approve that drug
Where do you go to find sand? |
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In my sand timer
Why isn't there a 50 /50 relationship that actually works !!!? |
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Because men are taller than women.
Where’s the beef? 🤪 |
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in the mad cow grazing in the mine fields of Korea!
how much is that doggie in the window? |
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The weight of six cats.
Why can’t chickens fly? |
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Eggs aren't aerodynamic.
What would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel-Air Chevrolet with a 327 cubic inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUbFIXA9aYs |
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The square root of pi and berries.
What’s the longest river in the world? |
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The one between the pole and the polar opposite.
Surely you can't be serious? |
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Seriousness is orange
Why are there so many mosquitoes? |
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Edited by
Merry
on
Thu 07/04/24 08:26 AM
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Mosquitoes struggle with peer pressure and belong to a secret mafia because of that they cannot and are unable to operate independently.
Why do people fall in love? |
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Because Pluto is no longer a planet
How much larger is the sun compared to Earth? @Merry - great response! Made Me laugh |
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4 score and 7 years
Why do cows sleep standing up? |
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4 score and 7 years Why do cows sleep standing up? Why do Canadian geese sound like coyotes at night? |
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They like to play pretend. Why is it sometimes difficult to ask a question? |
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Because bees stung your tongue .
Why do I have big feet? |
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Because you're looking at them through a magnifying glass. Why are we eternally curious? |
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