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Two left feet
What's the purpose of stomping your feet in puddles? |
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It would look too silly if you stomped your hands
What are angel numbers? |
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They are a series of 0s and 1s. What's the best way to peel soft-boiled eggs? |
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Use Hammer or a hammer of course!
What ever happened to drum brakes? |
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They turned into coffee breaks
Why is the ocean salty? |
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Only so you'd ask why
Why doesn't firewood split itself? |
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Because the fire burns brighter when it's whole
How long does it take to change a pattern of thought? |
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Four score and seven years
Why are some women's smile so adorable? |
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Because their smile reminds you of puppies
Why do onions make your eyes water? |
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Because we're so happy to have onion breath.
Why do strawberries induce heavenly thougts? |
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Because they are shaped like a heart
What is the actual color of the sky? |
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Skittles
Why are black cats supposedly unlucky? |
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Because they are difficult to see in the dark
Why did the dinosaurs go away? |
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Political reasons
How does a clock keep time? |
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With its hands
Why the clock sounds tick tick |
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With the fingers on it's hands
How do they get the water in snow globs? |
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By mosquitoes
How does one know when they have enough hammers? |
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When they run out of nails
What is the purpose of yawning? |
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To let the flies out
Why do guys wink at chicks? |
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They have itchy eyes. Why does the sun go on shining? |
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