Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2
Hammer 's photo
Mon 09/02/24 01:29 PM
Two left feet


What's the purpose of stomping your feet in puddles?

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Mon 09/02/24 01:36 PM
It would look too silly if you stomped your hands

What are angel numbers?

Earthgirl83's photo
Mon 09/02/24 02:08 PM


They are a series of 0s and 1s.


What's the best way to peel soft-boiled eggs?


Hammer 's photo
Mon 09/02/24 02:28 PM
Use Hammer or a hammer :hammer: of course!


What ever happened to drum brakes?


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Mon 09/02/24 11:47 PM
They turned into coffee breaks

Why is the ocean salty?

Hammer 's photo
Tue 09/03/24 12:17 AM
Only so you'd ask why


Why doesn't firewood split itself?

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Tue 09/03/24 12:51 AM
Because the fire burns brighter when it's whole

How long does it take to change a pattern of thought?

Hammer 's photo
Tue 09/03/24 02:30 PM
Four score and seven years



Why are some women's smile so adorable?

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Tue 09/03/24 04:16 PM
Because their smile reminds you of puppies

Why do onions make your eyes water?

Hammer 's photo
Tue 09/03/24 05:02 PM
Because we're so happy to have onion breath.

Why do strawberries induce heavenly thougts?

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Wed 09/04/24 02:10 AM
Because they are shaped like a heart

What is the actual color of the sky?

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Wed 09/04/24 02:52 AM
Skittles



Why are black cats supposedly unlucky?

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Wed 09/04/24 02:57 AM
Because they are difficult to see in the dark

Why did the dinosaurs go away?

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Wed 09/04/24 03:33 AM
Political reasons



How does a clock keep time?

Vibes's photo
Wed 09/04/24 03:37 AM
With its hands


Why the clock sounds tick tick

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Wed 09/04/24 03:38 AM
With the fingers on it's hands

How do they get the water in snow globs?

Hammer 's photo
Wed 09/04/24 01:19 PM
By mosquitoes


How does one know when they have enough hammers?

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Wed 09/04/24 01:45 PM
When they run out of nails

What is the purpose of yawning?

Hammer 's photo
Wed 09/04/24 02:13 PM
To let the flies out


Why do guys wink at chicks?

Earthgirl83's photo
Wed 09/04/24 07:39 PM


They have itchy eyes.


Why does the sun go on shining?