Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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Because someone forgot to turn it off before going to bed.
Where can you find the best burgers? |
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In the nostrils
Why don't peaches grow on apple trees? |
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Because apple trees don't allow peachfuzz
How long does it take to charge a phone? |
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If it's red, a bull will charge it immediately
Why do so many people have two left feet? |
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Because they keep getting up on the wrong side of the bed
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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To get on the menu at KFC
Why do cows moo? |
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It’s more of a meh than a moo but they don’t care.
Why do people shrug when they don’t know the answer? |
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Because scratching your behind in public is rude.
Who came up with the song "Twinkle, twinkle little star" ? |
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The man in the moon so he could have assistance in lighting up the sky.
Who came up with the song, "Row, row, row your boat"? |
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The Tarpon did,because they want you to feed them.
Why aren't there rainbows over campfires? |
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Because you’re not wearing your sunglasses at night
How low can you go when you limbo? |
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Never been in limbo , so no go !!
If you hear " reach for the sky" what's your first reaction? |
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Exit stage left
Why was Godzilla so big? |
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Cause he was a premature baby
Wat did one duck say to the other ? |
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It's raining today so remember to wear your boots
What makes the sound of thunder? |
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Jan Brady talking to the rain storms.
Why are the Florida islands called the Keys? |
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Because they open the doors to so many possibilities.
Where does wind come from? |
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The birds and the bees
What makes the world go around? |
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Hamsters
Why do leaves change color during the fall season? |
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Leaves swap out their summer wardrobe for fall.
Why does it flood with every hurricane? |
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