Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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Because, they have to take a deep breath...
Why we can see the stars? |
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Because God shuts off the lights at night to save on power
Why do we have hair? |
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Because the wigs are so expensive..
Why there are so much sand on the beach? |
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Because not enough gets in your butt crack to make any difference
If coke was called coke because of the cocaine content, what's in pepsi? |
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Because in Pepsi is too much bubbles..
Why human's heart is so much sensitive? |
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Because I used a meat tenderizer on it...
Why do cars have round tires? |
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because you can't do burn outs with square tires.
why don't trees fart? |
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(Who says they don't?)
Because nobody is in the forest to hear it... Why do frontiersmen wear animal skins on their heads? |
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So the can't find them.
why is two better than one? |
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Because at least Two shows up, I've yet to meet One in the forum...
Why did The Beatles "wanna hold hands?" |
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because they couldn't hold yours
how did Yoko manage to get the Beatles to split ?? |
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To make a human chain around England
why do bunnies hop? |
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Because they're hip...
Why do people wink at they like? |
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Because they're hip... Why do people wink at they like? Why do people wink at people they like? |
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Not enough hormones yet
Why walk barefoot? |
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Because barefoot is equivalent to being half-naked
Why do people slow dance? |
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because they want sex
Why boxers, instead of tighty whiteys? |
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Because women like mankinis...
Why do women twerk? |
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because they're not getting enough
why do women need a new bikini every year? |
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Because men need a good swift kick in the a$$.
What's the first thing you would have a newly hired maid do? |
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