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and orders a drink.
Then he pulls a twelve inch tall guy out of his pocket and a small piano. Little guy starts playing all kinds of music. Bartender asks the guy what's the deal. Guy says,"well I was out hunting and I found a wood nymph stuck in a trap. I freed her and she granted me a wish". Bartender says, "and you wished for a twelve inch pianist???" Guy says, "well I guess she was a little hard of hearing." |
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Pretty good.
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Funny
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and orders a drink.
Then he pulls a twelve inch tall guy out of his pocket and a small piano. Little guy starts playing all kinds of music. Bartender asks the guy what's the deal. Guy says,"well I was out hunting and I found a wood nymph stuck in a trap. I freed her and she granted me a wish". Bartender says, "and you wished for a twelve inch pianist???" Guy says, "well I guess she was a little hard of hearing." F ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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and orders a drink. Then he pulls a twelve inch tall guy out of his pocket and a small piano. Little guy starts playing all kinds of music. Bartender asks the guy what's the deal. Guy says,"well I was out hunting and I found a wood nymph stuck in a trap. I freed her and she granted me a wish". Bartender says, "and you wished for a twelve inch pianist???" Guy says, "well I guess she was a little hard of hearing." ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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and orders a drink.
Then he pulls a twelve inch tall guy out of his pocket and a small piano. Little guy starts playing all kinds of music. Bartender asks the guy what's the deal. Guy says,"well I was out hunting and I found a wood nymph stuck in a trap. I freed her and she granted me a wish". Bartender says, "and you wished for a twelve inch pianist???" Guy says, "well I guess she was a little hard of hearing." The bartender went out to the same woods to try his luck and came back with a dozen ducks waddling behind him. |
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