no fakes

Did the last one steal your shirt?

She mistook it for a versace.

Damn.

That's one of men's top 10 complaints about women, especially on the internet dating sites and yes I get it , there's women that are on here running scams .
Ok well here's the other 9 complaints and if I forgot any feel free to add the "The List".
1 already done
2 she lied about her weight , that actually is a legit complaint I know cause I don't have enough fingers and toes to count how many times I been told how athletic they are only to find out that was way back when ( like when they were in high school) ....yea tables turned.
3 she fibbed about how many cats she owns and yes I'm counting the feral cats she feeds. Ok that for me too would be a deal breaker
4 she left out the part about her kids AND grandkids living with her? Look on the bright side here, someone paying the bills if she can afford to let them live with her .At least it not you......yet
5 She wants me to spend money on her. Why how dare her! Of all the nerve! You can't take her to a cheapo restaurant or even McDonald's? You just want to be her " friend" ( l love quote marks they make everything look important) and don't make me spell it out we all are grown ups here lol we know what kind of friend we be talking bout Willis....
6 She asks to many questions about my past. Well duh.... I'ma not even going to explain that one... Like the saying goes "if you have to ask" lol ( I swear those quote marks just popped up there on there own)
7 She always telling me she broke, like she wanting me to give her money. Hey hey hey I've watched plenty of judge Judy to know that road runs both ways....for those of you that watch her you'll probably eventually pick up on the fact that she usually likes to pick a victim and tear that person a new a-hole,lol so entertaining! If I'ma watching with others ( or even by myself) I like to say whowee she got her one now here comes the fun!
8 She dresses like a _____. That's one that's interchangable, yea well you should hear what the ladies down at the meals on wheels kitchen say about the way you dress and you might think about showering more than 1x a week.
9 She talks about her exes. At least she don't talk about all the younger women you've dated. Let's be realistic Skippy. That was 20 years ago, that was then , this is now.
10 She want us to be exclusive. Guess she don't want her chances of a std from you tomcatting around. Unless that was talked about and agreed on ( and it should,btw I like parenthesis also) then you both should go your own ways hopefully she will wise up and ask and you go .....please


Ok let the s_____t fly! Lol

Hello London lad The white sand in your pic looks stunning . I would be shirtless too in such a beautiful environment

Wish you the best of british luck