3 guys were walking through the jungle when they get captured by a group of female savages. The savages said they would torcher each guy by his occupation.
The asked the first guy what is occupations was...he replied "Im a lumber jack" so they chopped off his willy.. They asked the second guy his occupation and he replied "I'm a butcher" so they sliced off his willy.. Finally the came to the third guy, who was laughing like made, they asked him why he was laughing so hard...He replied I work for Dyson ...xx

These shows your intimation over your thoughts AC

Any particular reason the Baptist is selected to be the adulterer in the joke!

No, that’s just how the joke was told to me. No offense was intended.

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"

A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"

Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"

The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing and the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing." He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him."

"Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband.

"What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

Funny: Robin .

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Thank you Robin and you too!

haha

too funny

Twice posted

A husband exclaims to his wife one day,

"Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!"

Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a_ss grill for one little weenie?"

Funny Robin .