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| Topic: Will Spiderman underpants protect me from the Mormons? | |
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Self explanatory really.
Spiderman is obviously ace, supercool, and fights bad guys. But perhaps, the incredible Hulk, or Godzilla might be a better choice Which underwear do you think would be the best choice, to help preserve your / my / our ( eek, that sounds bad  , I know ) chastity, and help us ( that's us, not u.s. ) in our struggle against tyranny and wrongdoers?
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a groin protector
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Nothing will save you.
From. The. Mormons. |
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Mormons are tyrants and wrongdoers? I would be more scared of Spiderman underpants than them :)
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Edited by
The Wrong Alice
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Thu 12/03/20 03:09 AM
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Mormons are tyrants and wrongdoers? I would be more scared of Spiderman underpants than them :) What if it was a mormon Spiderman? Or just, Godzilla? I'm sure I put this in the science and philosophy section.. I protest |
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Maybe, if you wear your underpants
as an outer garment. |
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Maybe, if you wear your underpants as an outer garment. I do...and it works. Always sends those dangerous mormons running and screaming. Plus it will never go out of style because it never was in the first place. Sometimes I squirt a bit of lemon juice on the front and sit on a spoonful of baked beans for 'effect'. |
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Ppphhhhtttt. any moron knows that spider pants will do no good against the mormons unless you wear the socks and t-shirt along with them.
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Ppphhhhtttt. any moron knows that spider pants will do no good against the mormons unless you wear the socks and t-shirt along with them. True, that's why I wear mittens on my feet and a cut-off tanktop. |
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You could also run them up & fly them from the flag pole out front of yur house.. then they would "know" before they even got close to your door
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There are far worse things than Mormons (who would be outraged reading the OP), which no underwear would protect from---facehuggers, for example.
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Well my 3 year old Grandson thinks that Spiderman is the coolest.. LOL
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