Nude beach or Non nude beach.???

Swimming pool.
Beaches front oceans and lakes.
Some are all salty from all the whale semen, the rest are full of fish pee.
And that all washes up on the beach.
When the tides aren't busy infusing all that sand with sea life effluvia it's being used by animals as a litter box. You ever step in a dirty diaper half buried in the sand?
Not to mention so many people running around barefoot with all their athletes foot, warts, and toe cheese getting all folded in.
Plus sand acts as an exfoliate so you've got all that dirty foot skin slough worked around.

So, personally, I'd prefer a nice, private pool and patio in my fenced backyard.

Then I can determine whether or not I want it to be nude or non nude.
One big issue with nude beaches is they tend to be populated by a lot of people whom no one really wishes to see naked.
When I go around nude beaches handing out tents saying "Please, god, please put this on, I am begging you!" then I'm the a-hole. But not at my pool!

So no beaches for me.

I saw some sand in my bathroom...should do it.

No way ever nude beach. I'm not into all that stuff. Not because I'm a prude, I just don't feel the need to be naked in public.
I remember seeing similar stuff on a beach in Denmark. A man sunbathing in swimming trunks, but when he went for a swim he took it off? Now what's the point of that??

Neither...air conditioning.

I don't want sand in anything delicate or easily irritated.

Found sand at Walmart and tore open some bags and poured it on the floor and took my clothes off and played nude at the beach. The lifeguards didn't appreciate it.

Yeah right you did

It's the thought that counts.

Got a call on the station phone, lady I knew requesting Silvadine ASAP. Got the OK for a non emergency run and made it to her place. She opened the door just as I walked up, naked! I asked WTF, she stated she had gone to sleep nude, spread eagle. OUCH

What?

Regular beach with clothing/bathing suits. I had an ex boyfriend take me to a beach that was clothing optional. He knew it. I did not. He was testing me, and I was not happy.