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Topic: Will you build him.
Brimstar's photo
Thu 04/16/20 07:03 AM
Edited by Brimstar on Thu 04/16/20 07:04 AM
We all know that men who has money will build a woman who has absolutely nothing but would you women build a man in the same position if you had money?????
Your most honest opinion.

soufiehere's photo
Thu 04/16/20 07:28 AM

Build?
I might order one if all else is perfect ;-)

darkowl1's photo
Thu 04/16/20 07:35 AM
For $6,000,000.00,

It was done back in the 70's

He was built, better, Faster, stronger..... do-do-do-do-do-do-doot.....

bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap.... whind-dint-dint-dint-dint-dint-dint........


doo dee daa daa, dwee doo doo dee daa daa deee daa daa.....

Tom4Uhere's photo
Thu 04/16/20 08:27 AM
In most effective relationships each person changes the other.
Each person also changes.

When you love someone its common to want only the best for them.
Its common to try to bring out the best in them.
In doing so, we often also bring out the best in ourselves.

Good relationships can build up people suffering from low self-esteem.
We encourage those we love to break bad habits and adopt good ones.
We often show them, with encouragement, ways to beat the problems they face.

Its part of what love is.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 04/16/20 08:33 AM
I find it highly peculiar that men keep posting stuff like this while almost all of them have a major knee-jerk ego reaction to it. Meaning that -contrary to what you claim- most do not do this for a woman at all!

So your claim "We all know men with money do this" is faulty and not true.
We don't know that and most men with money do not do this.

flowerforyou

delightfulillusion's photo
Thu 04/16/20 08:35 AM

I find it highly peculiar that men keep posting stuff like this while almost all of them have a major knee-jerk ego reaction to it. Meaning that -contrary to what you claim- most do not do this for a woman at all!

So your claim "We all know men with money do this" is faulty and not true.
We don't know that and most men with money do not do this.

flowerforyou


My thoughts too Crystal flowerforyou

Dodo_David's photo
Thu 04/16/20 08:35 AM

We all know that men who has money will build a woman who has absolutely nothing but would you women build a man in the same position if you had money?????
Your most honest opinion.


huh Build a woman? Where are the "woman" kits made, in Stepford, Connecticut?

Tom4Uhere's photo
Thu 04/16/20 08:36 AM
SparklingCrystal, it might be because some people still think money buys love and happiness.

Tom4Uhere's photo
Thu 04/16/20 08:40 AM


We all know that men who has money will build a woman who has absolutely nothing but would you women build a man in the same position if you had money?????
Your most honest opinion.


huh Build a woman? Where are the "woman" kits made, in Stepford, Connecticut?

Here is the MSDS because building one can be toxic

MSDS SHEET (Revised: 4/1/92)
Hazardous Materials Information Systems
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Material Safety Data Sheet: WOMAN - A Chemical Analysis

ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo (Usually pronounced "Woe"; in primitive cultures -- "Woo Woo")
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118, but known to vary from 100 to 250 lbs or more

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PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Portions of exposed surface usually covered with painted film/powder, lotions/creams; thickness of these extracellular substances appear to increase with specimen's age.
2. Caution: Exposed hair on some specimens may not be natural color.
3. Boils at nothing... freezes without apparent reason.
4. May melt, if given special treatment.
5. Bitter if incorrectly used.
6. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
7. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
8. Most specimens do not age gracefully.

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CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
2. Some specimens enjoy being wrapped in animal fur; warmth apparently not a factor.
3. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
4. May explode spontaneously if left alone with a male.
5. Insoluble in most liquids, but activity may greatly increase upon saturation in alcohol.
6. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

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COMMON USES:
1. Mostly ornamental, especially in sports cars or bars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. (see also "Hazard")

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TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside better specimen. (may become unstable)

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HAZARD:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands; can be unstable and/or explosive.
2. May be affected by phases of the moon, or nothing at all.

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LOCAL/STATE/FEDERAL LAWS:
1. Illegal to own more than one specimen outright at a time.
2. Disposal laws are complex and very costly to the male. However, some select specimens are acceptable for recycling.
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Since men must sometimes also be built, another MSDS

MSDS SHEET (Created: 4/1/96)
Hazardous Materials Information Systems
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Material Safety Data Sheet: MAN - A Chemical Analysis

ELEMENT: Man
SYMBOL: Mn (Usually pronounced @#$%*& MEN!; in primitive cultures ~moan~)
DISCOVERER: God (as one of her early experiments)
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 170, but known to vary from 140 to 300 lbs or more

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PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Portions of exposed surfaces sometimes covered with colorful graphics depicting hearts, eagles, flowers, assorted reptiles and the occasional inscription - including but not limited to "MOM".
2. Caution: Exposed hair on some specimens may not be native.
3. May simmer indefinitely and then suddenly boil over with no apparent previous physical change.
4. Most specimens freeze during the attempt to formulate a WoMn alloy.
5. Found in various states ranging from lead (butte or pot metal) to gem quality rock; from pure iron to genuine ores (commonly pronounced "arse").
6. Most specimens age faster - but mature slower - than outward appearance would indicate.
7. Impervious to female stimulation during football season; unreactive to female during baseball season.
8. Malleability is less than commonly believed by the female.
9. Inferior specimens may require a great deal of cleaning, pressing and repair.

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CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Bonds instantly with other specimens when in the presence of any spherical object.
2. Poor specimens are known to cause headaches in the female.
3. Tolerable in most liquids, but sociability decreases greatly upon saturation in alcohol.
4. Reacts violently upon the introduction of testosterone; inert levels vary widely from specimen to specimen.
5. Commonly regarded as a safe repository for money and other valuables when in solitary state.

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COMMON USES:
1. Mainly ornamental at weddings, baptisms and class reunions if properly displayed.
2. A reliable source of gem stones, fur, money and other resources - although extraction may be difficult.

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TESTS:
1. Attempts impressive display when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns black when remote control is removed from visual range.
3. Inferior specimen turns white upon introduction of spiders, garbage, or shopping bags.
4. Internal energy levels peak in late November and commonly decline thereafter through August.

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HAZARDS:
1. Excitation leads to unsteady state.
2. When heat is applied, specimens are able to withstand varying amounts before explosion.
3. Degenerates quickly when left in solitary state, therefore a WoMn alloy is recommended.
4. If left unattended during any sports season, may turn into vegetable matter from overexposure to cathode tube radiation.

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LOCAL/STATE/FEDERAL LAWS:
1. Although laws are complex, disposal of a specimen does not limit access to a specimen's resources.
2. With proper license, recycled specimens are sometimes considered superior for alloying with Wo.
3. Future models will no doubt have a remote control embedded in upper limb by law.
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SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 04/16/20 08:46 AM


I find it highly peculiar that men keep posting stuff like this while almost all of them have a major knee-jerk ego reaction to it. Meaning that -contrary to what you claim- most do not do this for a woman at all!

So your claim "We all know men with money do this" is faulty and not true.
We don't know that and most men with money do not do this.

flowerforyou


My thoughts too Crystal flowerforyou

waving

no photo
Thu 04/16/20 09:29 AM


We all know that men who has money will build a woman who has absolutely nothing but would you women build a man in the same position if you had money?????
Your most honest opinion.


huh Build a woman? Where are the "woman" kits made, in Stepford, Connecticut?


is this like the build a bear store in the mall????

SunnyMike's photo
Thu 04/16/20 09:46 AM
If you build him, he will...I'm not finishing that

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 04/16/20 10:14 AM

SparklingCrystal, it might be because some people still think money buys love and happiness.

Possibly. I think it has more to do with the illusion that many men buy into that women are after their money. Really weird since most every woman makes her own money these days. I do think I know what's behind it, but not going to elaborate on it :)

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 04/16/20 10:15 AM



We all know that men who has money will build a woman who has absolutely nothing but would you women build a man in the same position if you had money?????
Your most honest opinion.


huh Build a woman? Where are the "woman" kits made, in Stepford, Connecticut?


is this like the build a bear store in the mall????

Build a bear store??

no photo
Thu 04/16/20 11:55 AM




We all know that men who has money will build a woman who has absolutely nothing but would you women build a man in the same position if you had money?????
Your most honest opinion.


huh Build a woman? Where are the "woman" kits made, in Stepford, Connecticut?


is this like the build a bear store in the mall????

Build a bear store??

yep you can custom build teddy bears there. the little kids love it

no photo
Thu 04/16/20 12:52 PM
The last time I built a man I couldn’t fit the brain into his head so I had to use a walnut instead ... laughing ... needless to say he was a little nutty ...

Freebird Deluxe's photo
Thu 04/16/20 01:07 PM
The last one I built worked very well for 40 years but then malfunctioned
The fault was traced to a loose screw

Poetrywriter's photo
Thu 04/16/20 01:11 PM

The last one I built worked very well for 40 years but then malfunctioned
The fault was traced to a loose screw


You're lucky. The one I built only lasted 2 years. You must have used better materials. laugh

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 04/16/20 01:37 PM





We all know that men who has money will build a woman who has absolutely nothing but would you women build a man in the same position if you had money?????
Your most honest opinion.


huh Build a woman? Where are the "woman" kits made, in Stepford, Connecticut?


is this like the build a bear store in the mall????

Build a bear store??

yep you can custom build teddy bears there. the little kids love it

Cool! I'd love that too, haha.

justaokguy's photo
Thu 04/16/20 02:11 PM
So everything ya buy you have to assemble it and now I have to build women too??

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