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Topic: You are a Menu..
Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Thu 03/12/20 07:25 PM
I would hope to be, the very best of everything for my special someone.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Thu 03/12/20 08:01 PM
So, you are a menu..what is on it? Answer: Computer says "no!" If I wanted whine to go with the cats, then I would have included cheese on the menu.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Thu 03/12/20 08:20 PM Edited by Ladywind7 on Thu 03/12/20 08:21 PM
I would be a shelter meal for the homeless wayfarer. My specialties are 'will keep you warm and safe' and 'I have your back'. There is no price. I am sure I smell better than roadkill.

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Thu 03/12/20 10:03 PM
Bacon Cheese Burger Ribeye Lobster Stuffed Mushrooms Cherry Cobbler Butter Pecan Ice Cream Wine & Cheese Truffles Plus I offer a complimentary Sausage & Meatball surprise with every dine-in order.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21862	Thu 03/12/20 10:34 PM
Chefs surprise. And if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9012	Thu 03/12/20 10:53 PM
I couldn’t decide between a boom Box meal and a happy meal so I am going to settle on a combo .. laughing Same as mo ., if you have to ask ., you can’t afford it

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Thu 03/12/20 11:31 PM
Somewhere between 2 week old massive multiple roadkill, and fresh Maine Lobster in a garbage can because it fell on the old barber shop floor.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45406	Fri 03/13/20 08:41 AM
So, you are a menu..what is on it? Beef. What are your specialties/a la carte items? Cake. Is your price right? If you have the right budget. Is it appealing? Like a monkey with a banana. Smell good? Ambrosiacal. I believe your menu hits all the E spots ;-)

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45406	Fri 03/13/20 08:43 AM
did you blind side the krupa with it? haha! If he was not blind he might not have been so cooperative ;-)

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Fri 03/13/20 08:43 AM
Free buffet no waiting

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45406	Fri 03/13/20 08:44 AM
I would hope to be, the very best of everything for my special someone. So, we're going to need your specialties mon ;-)

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45406	Fri 03/13/20 08:45 AM
I would be a shelter meal for the homeless wayfarer. My specialties are 'will keep you warm and safe' and 'I have your back'. There is no price. I am sure I smell better than roadkill. Hunger spices all foods ;-)

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45406	Fri 03/13/20 08:55 AM
Bacon Cheese Burger Ribeye Lobster Stuffed Mushrooms Cherry Cobbler Butter Pecan Ice Cream Wine & Cheese Truffles Plus I offer a complimentary Sausage & Meatball surprise with every dine-in order. Well OMG. I dare anyone to look at those pics twice and NOT go grab a menu!

Unknow Joined Sat 04/28/18 Posts: 1861	Fri 03/13/20 08:56 AM
I'd like to be Tandoori chicken masala with rice, fried onions and coconut naan bread... but right now I am anything frozen and microwavable

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45406	Fri 03/13/20 08:59 AM
Chefs surprise. And if you have to ask, you can't afford it. Just how surprised is the chef?

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45406	Fri 03/13/20 09:00 AM
I'd like to be Tandoori chicken masala with rice, fried onions and coconut naan bread... but right now I am anything frozen and microwavable If wishes were fishes...

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45406	Fri 03/13/20 09:02 AM
Somewhere between 2 week old massive multiple roadkill, and fresh Maine Lobster in a garbage can because it fell on the old barber shop floor. Roadkill can be tenderized...just sayin' ;-)

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45406	Fri 03/13/20 09:03 AM
I couldn’t decide between a boom Box meal and a happy meal so I am going to settle on a combo .. laughing Same as mo ., if you have to ask ., you can’t afford it Combo plate! Are you sharing this meal?

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45406	Fri 03/13/20 09:04 AM
Free buffet no waiting That should get you a long line ;-)

d__u__b Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 15048	Fri 03/13/20 09:07 AM
whatevs, julia... you know you get the longest lines.