Why is it so hard to find a cowboy in mn

Lacka cows?

because they are all out riding the range and there is no cell service????

welcome to the forums plenty of distractions here til they ride back in

You could try a reverse cowboy search on google.

maybe they all moved to Texas... that's where I met my cowboy but he's dead now. I swear I didn't kill him. But his accountant was single.. but that was a long time ago so he could be dead by now.

Good luck in your search

Have you checked behind the sofa?
I hear, they like to hide there.

There are useually a few at the rodeo or stock yards.

You need to look in the right places. Try some of the areas where there are horse riding trails and horse camping facilities.

No, she wants COWboys, not HORSEboys.
If she wanted horseboys she would have asked for horseboys.
Stop putting words in her mouth, that's rude.

As for the cowboy search, you might try looking at the farm information for the local milk or cheese products you buy.
If you go there, you might find some cowboys.
You might even be able to go on a date with them as long as the date starts after work and before bedtime.
Oh, and don't forget ya gotta give them time for a shower, definately a shower.
But, I wouldn't expect them to wear that funny hat or those work boots cause every cowboy I ever met takes off his work clothes to go on a date.
Plus, you should try to understand, if he falls asleep on you, he is just tired from a very long, hard day and it has nothing to do with your charms.

Oh, and if yer looking for one of those 'fake' cowboys you should realize they like women who have fake orgasms so you should practice in front of a mirror for awhile.

With all that, you should know I was a cowboy when I was younger.
50 head, everyday.
It was hard, dirty work and I didn't have a fancy hat or those fancy boots and my belt buckle was just whatever came with the belt I was wearing.
I listened to rock and roll but I had one hell of a weed crop.
Try to realize staying up late was 9pm and I was already working when the Sun came up.
By 8pm I was beat.
Oh, and after you get used to it you don't even smell the manure but the milk in the pasturizer is the sweetest I ever tasted.

Don't call him a cowboy
Until you've seen him ride
'Cause a Stetson hat and them fancy boots
Don't tell you what's inside, no
And if he ain't good in the saddle
Lord, you won't be satisfied
So don't call him a cowboy
Until you've seen him ride

Maybe they go where the work is. Is there much work for them in Minnesota?

Perhaps because most of the "Cowboys" are actually dairymen. And they went to bed early.

I know a few plastic cowboys but all they like is steers an queers

I found cow boys.

Back in the 1880s in Arizona, the word was hyphenated--"Cow-boys".

ooh how interesting, thanks for sharing

Hi Mike, almost didn't recognize you. Nice new pic

I am searching for a cowboy too. Guess I'll need to relocate out west!

There always a to be a wanna be smart *** lol thank you hun for Being kind ,because this country lady does not reply to dumb people