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granted..but you forgot to specify just how much and now you are as skinny as an Ethopian!
wish I had a sexy naked male maid to clean my house and do my laundry |
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granted but he's a unick and can't do anything for ya but clean the house
I wish I could be a model |
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granted but ur a hand model
i wish i could go skateboarding |
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Granted but you break your leg.
I wish i had a pet wolf |
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granted but its Wolf Blitzer
I wish I could stop checking out the forums |
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granted but then people will begin posting on your house with grafitti
wish that I could be close to the one I love |
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Granted, but she doesn't love you.
I wish I didn't get grumpy for no reason at all. |
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granted...but then you yell at people for no reason when you are happy
I wish I could type better |
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Granted, but your keyboard breaks.
I wish I was a guy. |
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Edited by
RealSlimRon
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Sun 01/06/08 03:00 PM
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Granted , But you look better as a girl
I wish i can find the right girl |
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Granted, but she doesn't think you're right for her.
I wish people didn't lie. |
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Granted but now the legal system is broken! (like it ever worked in the first place)
I wish i could paint like DeVinchi |
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Edited by
Robertd1270
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Sun 01/06/08 05:00 PM
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granted but it's his brother Stan DaVinci that you paint like
I wish my house would clean itself |
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Granted but it also eats anyone in the house who could make a mess.
I wish i didnt have any emotions |
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granted but you can't feel love either
I wish I could fast-forward one year |
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Granted. Regretfully, in a year you're already dead. :/
I wish I were in Hawaii. |
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harsh
 granted but you land in a volcano I wish I found a cure for a disease |
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Granted but unfortunatly for a disease that was already cured.
I wish Vampires were real |
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Granted, but unfortunately, they have you for a snack and you die.
I wish this horrible cough would go away. |
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granted but you get severe diarrhea
I wish weekends were longer and weekdays were shorter |
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