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granted but they are actually all over your body
I wish I could wiggle my nose and make nothing but good happen. |
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granted but the wiggling makes your head itch all the time
i wish i could be 6 foot tall |
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granted but you will also be six feet wide.
I wish for my two front teeth... 
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Granted, but the rest of your teeth are missing.
I want to win alot of money |
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Granted , but you better give me some
I wish i had 10 girls over at my house right now . |
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Granted, but they also brought their boyfriends
Wish to find a good job |
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Granted , Burger King is around the corner
I wish 10 girls would come over to my house WITHOUT there BF's |
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Granted, but they are lesbians and not interested in you
I wish to redecorate my apt |
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Edited by
RealSlimRon
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Fri 01/11/08 09:52 AM
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Granted , They'll bring you the most crappy looking Furniture
I wish i lived in a Mansion |
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Granted, but it is haunted
I wish to find my soulmate |
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Edited by
RealSlimRon
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Fri 01/11/08 09:57 AM
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Granted , it's a secret Soulmate
I wish i was a Super Hero |
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Granted, but only as a cartoon character
I wish to own a restaurant |
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Edited by
RealSlimRon
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Fri 01/11/08 10:01 AM
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Granted , you be owning Friday's
I wish for 3 wishes . |
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Granted, but I am not a genie
I wish I had something more constructive to do |
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Granted You know have to rebuild your friends home but you dont have any tools
I wish my throat didnt hurt. |
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Edited by
iamgeorgiagirl
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Fri 01/11/08 01:22 PM
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Granted, but I had to step on your toe to make it stop
I wish that I had a million dollars |
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granted but it's counterfeit and no one will take it
I wish weekends were longer |
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Granted, but now you have to work all weekend
I wish I had my house paid for |
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granted but now you owe the mafia the money
I wish I had the power to control time |
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Granted, but then time stands still
I wish my cat would chill out |
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