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Granted but the only movie showing is Willy Wonka.
I wish Johnny Depp was in my room. |
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Edited by
neanderthalDave
on
Mon 01/07/08 04:11 PM
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granted but hes gay
i wish i had better food |
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GRANTED BUT ITS PARIS HILTON i wish i had better things 2do then play these silly games That was the funniest thing I have read yet tonight |
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granted, but you dont have a tongue.
I wish I was an anstronaut |
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Ha. I'm not going inside Paris Hilton unless I can borrow somebody's ween. I'm not touching that thing.
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granted, but you dont have a tongue. I wish I was an anstronaut granted but they "forget" you when they return from space I wish I had a photographic memory |
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Granted, but your photographic memory is stuck and you only remember things from 1989.
I wish I could go backstage at an Aerosmith concert (in the 80s). |
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granted but the band already ducked out and the only guy back there is someone named Cliff and he scrapes the gum off the seats
I wish Reagan was president again |
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Granted but you never get to actualy see them through the swam of fans.
I wish more people would post in the "Give 'em a song!" im running out of ideas =( |
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granted, Ill post int eh give them a song, but I dotn understand the object
I wish I wasn tso hungry right now |
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granted but you feel over-stuffed and sick
I wish it only rained at night |
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Granted, its raining now, but Im in Oklahoma
I wish I didnt feel sick and over stuffed |
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Granted but now your mouth is sewn shut.
I wish I had x ray vision |
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Granted, but you just got hit in the temple with a golf ball and now you can't see anything at all.
I wish I owned my own island. |
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granted, but its 3ft by 3ft and your stuck on it.
I wish I had a boat to go rescue BD |
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Granted but the tide came in and washed BD away
I wish I could fly like superman |
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granted, you can fly like superman, but you look like the penguin
I wish I got the girl like spiderman |
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Granted, but you only get the body double - which is really just a really skinny man wearing a wig.
I wish I had my own radio show. |
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granted, but now your howard stern
I wish I was Howard stern |
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Granted but You can't be gay anymore
I wish I could quit smoking |
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