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Granted, but everyone still thinks you are and you never get a date.
I wish my life was perfect and i didnt die for another 60 years. |
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granted. tomorrow you will enter a coma and die the day after the next 60 years is up
i wish i could dunk |
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granted. tomorrow you will enter a coma and die the day after the next 60 years is up i wish i could dunk Damn it Granted, but you will have an everlasting hang over. I wish i could have a perfect life with a perfect wife who had perfect credit and we both had perfect jobs and we LIVED toghether in the perfect house with the perfect kids and nothing in my life was less than perfect... 
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granted, you're still in your coma. reality is all about perception
i wish i just wasn't so awesome, it's hard to take sometimes |
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Granted. your so lame everyone takes ya =P
I wish i could teleport anywhere in the world just by thinking about it. |
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granted but you get lost in transit
I wish, wishes came true |
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Edited by
FETTS61
on
Sat 01/05/08 09:40 PM
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GRANTED BUT ALL YOU CAN WISH FOR IS DIRT
I WISH I COULD BE NORMAL |
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granted. you get cancer and some charity carries out your last wish. yay, go you
i wish i had a thin crust pizza with extra bacon |
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granted, you're still in your coma. reality is all about perception i wish i just wasn't so awesome, it's hard to take sometimes A coma isnt perfect... |
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granted but you cant pay for it
i wish there was someone here with me right now |
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granted but they chop you to pieces and stuffs you into kitchen pots
I wish everything was perfect with me and i wasnt in a coma and i didnt die for another 60 years. |
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granted but the doctors were wrong and you died tonight
I wish i could fly |
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granted but the President orders an airstrike on you...
I wish for a wish that was wished before i wished for a wish that was wished by the last person that wished but nothing could go wrong with my wishes wish... |
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granted but they found a loophole and you die in acoma anyway
I wish for a new suv |
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Granted, but you putit in revers instead of park and get hit by it on your way from checking th mail...
I wish there was no loopholes to my wishes... |
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granted.....but you have to start over because you are allowed only 1 wish per wish....
I wish my ex would hook up with someone who will take him for everything he has left! |
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granted... but you forgot to unjoin your bank account...
I wish i had 3 more wishes with no loophole and i got to keep everything i wished for for myself... |
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granted but you are so lonely for the rest of your life
I wish sleep was near |
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granted.....but sleep is really the neighbors rotweiller....and he bites
wish i could have smaller boobs |
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granted but they messed up the operation and now your boobs are bigger than dolly partons
i wish i could lose weight |
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