I'm almost tooo innocent to be on this site my bail is only $60 .

omg..I thought i was a good one my bail is $525.00

damn,, im screwed,775

I am sooooo boring, only $160, but does it count if you were married at the time you did all this and the person you were telling the lies to was your husband?? (the "I love you" crap?) If not, then, damn, there goes the score.

Drove drunk once - (home from 20 yr high school reunion - I don't drink and "accidentally" got blitzed on Rum & Coke.)
Done something I regret - (yup - got married)
Lied to my mate/Told him I loved him - (yup - to keep from getting hit)
Got drunk & couldn't remember - (only when I was with him a couple of times, then quit drinking, hated it.)

So, so boring.

Am I the ONLY one over a thousand dollars??? I'm starting to get a complex. Even Satan is sitting there going, "$850 for me, dude. See you soon.".

$210. I feel so innocent in comparison....but really am not.

only $160... I'm a good boy

Well I did some more than one time but counted only once and at $1100

wow kojack, and i thought i was bad!

Mine is $610.

If you count more than once, multiply that by like 6. So it'll be like..

$3,600. I guess I have been quite naughty.

If you only count things once, then my bail is $790. If you count them more than once, only Oprah or Bill Gates have enuff to get me out..LOL The one that would cost me the most would be
Given money to a stripper -- $25. I used to be a bouncer at a Gentleman's club here. Prolly cost me about 50K right there..

$635.00

Holy Crap

350.00 here - not too bad!

$660.00, but I'm an old man that likes to look at younger women.

if they do the multiple counts,, im so screwed

My bail is $595.

ummm is there a fine for multiple offenses ?


Masturbated -- $10 Im broke

485

admit it bear,, they are going to through your ass under the jail

I wonder if my blow-up sheep counts as a toy