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| Topic: The L&E self help group for old grumpy and lonely guys | |
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I just wish somebody would get rid of all these friggin zombies.
 
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I just wish somebody would get rid of all these friggin zombies.
I need a bit more ammo. But ii'm ready for the apocalypse. 
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I just wish somebody would get rid of all these friggin zombies.
I need a bit more ammo. But ii'm ready for the apocalypse.
Is right. 
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Sprinkles glitter laced with a little something .. for the grumpy men
 
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Naa. I just eat the old wallpaper. Has to be the vintage kind
 you know! 
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Edited by
Tom4Uhere
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Tue 05/01/18 03:35 PM
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Sprinkles glitter laced with a little something .. for the grumpy men Glitter....o k a y Just keep that suran wrap away, that stuff is E V I L. Tupperware lids...fine Aluminum foil...fine Suran Wrap...Kill me now (shudders) Man spends 2 hours trying to wrap a pie. (1.5 hours of that is trying to get it to unwrap from the roll) Has suran wrap stuck all over, little pieces in his hair, in his mouth, stuck to his shoe. Woman comes in, pulls once, press, seal, done. This is why most men will eat the rest of the pie, just so they don't have to mess with the suran wrap. |
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Why do I feel like I have to sneak into the laundry detergent and dish soap aisle in the store?
Buying extra steaks and beer just so I can cover my toilet paper purchase in my cart... Testing air freshener spray by using it as an underarm deodorant so nobody sees you sniffing the air. Shopping at 2am so nobody connects you with your Fruity Pebbles addiction. Wearing shorts and a sleeveless Tee shirt in 60 deg weather so if someone sees you washing your car at the car wash they think you're getting soaked on purpose. Telling people you're pacing because you're nervous when really you're just waiting for the bathroom to be free. |
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Old women like me off limits?
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What if you're grumpy but not lonely?
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Edited by
Integrityis1st
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Tue 05/01/18 05:50 PM
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What if you're grumpy but not lonely?
Let's nobody would want to shun you got it. 
I'm gettin a little tired of this chit! Let's hope nobody would want to shun you for it.... |
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Cute thread! 
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Plenty men over 40,50,60 are active and not lonely.
Maybe get off the internet and meet a woman in person.
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I dont understand. Self help books are like instructions. Instructions are like directions. We all know guy dont take directions. This is pointless
Yall be better off grumbling in a sauna. I swear, that is not a recording device in the corner, just a light air freshener for Tom. |
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Plenty men over 40,50,60 are active and not lonely. Maybe get off the internet and meet a woman in person.
Gooooooood luck around here. Please I don't have time to get into the specific's and I'm sure you don't want to waste any of the precious time that you have left listening. 
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Seems 40 was about the age I started to really start falling apart..lol
Ditto Just this morning I woke and the pain was worse. I'm losing body mass at an alarming rate. Its taking longer for the swelling to puff me up. I'm starting to look like one of those comic book sand-kicked wimps. I used to be able to pick up a couch and carry it up stairs, Now, I'm hard pressed to move one to vacuum. Plus, I had 20/20 vision, then...Wham, Fuzzy World. Then, at 54, I find out that I have a prostrate. What a cruel sick joke. Well, I don't want, take it back! Age give me some pretty good things, wisdom, patience, contentment but it also gives me some pretty messed up stuff too. And, Whodahell invited Arthur? Had to stop buying pickles. ((((TOM)))) |
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Old women like me off limits?
Oh please, you're what, 20? 
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Old women like me off limits?
Oh please, you're what, 20? And im still not qualified but thanks Stu
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My big stress reliever was RETIRING! If you have the money and something to do I'd recommend it! No more BULLY, I mean boss. No more braindead dispatcher and autocratic office staff treating you like an annoying fool! I rarely get ticked now that I'm retired. Of course if you have alimony, child support, weddings to pay for and kids who faint whenever you say WORK that may not be an option.
Anyone got a cold beer and burger in this place? How much did the Twins lose by? |
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Old women like me off limits?
But, my dear, wasn't I ABOVE your age preference? |
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i must concede that having white hairs in my eyebrows was a bummer.
most likely, due to the fact, i began yanking them out and then realized i had no eyebrow left
they were all white/grey 
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