Lol peace sir

Baa humbug, nose hair

Age is only a number in your passport, I go by subjective age. How I feel and that sort of stuff

*visits websites of funeral homes*

just as long as you aren't lonely but not grumpy

Loneliness can be positive though, as in reflecting on your own personality, considering the next steps to be taken, etc

Back to funeral homes then

Its really irritating and always surprising when I spontaneously generate the old man noise. The same noise my dad made at my age. "Urughmnmnnm"

Sleeping on the 'door side' of the bed because its easier to get up and go pee in the middle of the night.

Needing strategically placed night lights, not because I'm afraid of the dark, but because my night vision now sux.

Fear of falling down because I've hear too many people warning about "breaking a hip".

Children coming by to "Just wanted to 'check on you', dad". I remember saying that to MY Dad!

Seeing women in their late 30's as children.
Seeing women in their late 40's as young.
Being able to see women in their mid 60s as hot.
Whodathunkit?

The urge to drive a Winnebago across the United States.

Sitting on the porch, by a window, in the dark, staring at memories.

I have an overwhelming urge to whittle a stick. Whatdahellisthatshiat?

as long as you don't start playing the banjo too tom

No, but I have an unbelievable urge to listen to Steve 'n' Seaguls play Thunderstruck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc