I'm pretty used to myself already, and have been alone most of my life, so a female version of me may be very annoying, but acceptable - better than nothing anyway. Who else would get up at 4 in the morning to go bushwalking 'till dawn; and cycle to exhaustion; and enjoy the other weird extreme things I do alone since no one I know is ever interested.

Most definitely, I only date me, take me out, buy me presents, go on holiday with me and the best part is making up with me after an argument...haha

that was me laughing at me........

I would be a great date. I like men who can laugh at themselves. I can not only laugh at myself, but give myself more occasion than most. I’m a walking blooper.

Date myself?
Does that include being intimate?

I like to see things from a different view too much. I like people who share that view. The dichotomy in this question confuses me.

How could I bring anything new to the table? I have a pretty healthy inner dialogue of contemplation but LOVE to bounce ideas and feed off the energy of people with a perception I might not have thought of.


I WOULD however like to hear (as a second person) how I sound when perhaps not my best self, and adjust accordingly.

no - How boring would that be? I want someone who complements me, not duplicates me!

Yes I could because I'm tired of forcing myself to other people who show little interest in me

Yes I would date myself if I was looking for a fun, social experience. Someone to enjoy what life has to offer.

If I was looking for a serious relationship or marriage, I might look elsewhere.

I don't want anybody else
When I think about me I touch myself

So Beach, are you saying the Divinyls song "I Touch Myself" is about you dating yourself...




I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around, I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I want you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself

I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do

I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do

I touch myself
I touch myself

Now that song is stuck in my head

yes

The subject reminds me of a Ren and Stimpy cartoon, where Ren gene splices - divides himself into evil Ren and Apathetic Ren.
Then Evil Ren divides himself again into really evil Ren, and totally hideous Ren, who then fall in love.

Would hanging out with yourself be like hanging out with a twin ?

NO! I date men. And men are made different physically and emotionally.

I almost bust a gut laughing from this post!

Yep, all about self love.

Quite hilarious to read this right before I'm going to bed. I do not want to dream about you dating yourself, dammit!
I'm inclined to say "please date me!" just to change the mental scenery, but in context of your post that would sound a bit weird too.
Sweet dreams, Crystal, hmmfff

Makes we wonder if the four of us would get along or if it would be some weird, horrific Wrigley's Doublemint Gum commercial gone awry.
(reference: an American TV ad campaign involving twins).

YOU'RE 71?!!! Wow, you're really hot, not hot for 71, just super, super hot!