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With regard to my kid's misbehavior...
"See, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree." and "Now you know what we went through" 
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lol too funny Ok Ok here how bout this one if you get hurt don't come crying to me
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go ahead and call thepolice (handing me thephone) you better hope they get here fast though,a s I am going oto make going to jail worth it.
If I ever et a all saying yuo are i njail, youbeter hope the guard doesnt let me in to retrieve you. |
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When they passed out the brains, you thought they said pains and you didn't want any.
You would ***** if you were hung with a new rope. I am going to kick a lung out of you. You are so worthless, no one will ever want you. You can't do anything right. Were you beat with a stupid stick? Wait till your dad gets home. |
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Aint gonna tell ya to use proper english again young lady lol
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You're meaner than Hitler!
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man you are as onery as cat ****.
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I love you
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You can do it if you just try....
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You will always be MY baby.
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I hope some day you have kids that act just like you.
Well thanks alot MUM....cause I have 3 and sometimes thay act worse than I ever did |
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Clean as
you go Clean as you go |
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^^ LOL I got that one too and
Use a little elbow grease! |
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Something she said to others--
My daughter would NEVER do something like that. Heehee... |
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Something she said to others-- My daughter would NEVER do something like that. Heehee... I am so sorry cosmic but I have to ask. HOW many times did you prove her wrong? |
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You're too much like your dad
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kid- "where ya goin Mom ?" mom answers " I'm goin to the south pole to see the sunset... there's bears that'll eat'cha and it's colder'n freeze pops...wanna go ?
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i brought you into this world, and i can take you out of it. ..i don't understand why she'd say that though. if she took me out of the world, wouldn't she be like, killing me?  Exactomundo! 
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Edited by
DTHRomeo
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Wed 02/13/08 03:29 PM
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Don't make me pick up the brom!
I so miss her 
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wanna but a shot gun?
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