Eat your peas, or spinach or green beans or brussel sprouts or....

Will you kids shut up for one minute? I can't even think!

Get the he11 away from each other, before I beat you both.

I swear, one day I'm gonna run down the road screaming, tearing my hair out.

I should have been a nun.

Let's elevate the conversation, kids.

Stop talking about farts.

Stop being TI's(turd inspectors).

Okay, who passed gas? Freeze out!!

(me) "Mom, Dad won't stop smacking.." Ronnie, stop making Amber cry.

Eat your pie crust. It will put hair on your chest.

I`ve got maybe 10 tiny chest hairs

Guess I didn`t eat enough pie

Rara - thanks for the giggle.

Your so very welcome

Well, lovey, it was a loooong time ago but if I HAD to count each and every infraction it'd be many and more. I was most definitely a rebellious teen.

As far as my mother was concerned I did exactly as I was told and there was no wiggle room for otherwise. She was mistaken. You see, my mother is extremely Christian...gawd, it wasn't but a few years ago she told me I was going to hell because I was living with a man out of wedlock . If nothing else the woman is consistent.

Lol, if I had a c-note for everytime she's told me I'm going to hell (even as an adult) I'd have enough money to buy myself an awesome laptop and fill it with all the software my heart desires.

It was a good lesson for me as far as my own parenting skills went, though. I was in denial about not a single thing my own son might get himself into. He had access to condoms, was discussed with about alcohol and drugs and which of those were not so bad and those that were highly ill advised to get into.

Both my son and I turned out good to go in life, but unlike my mother I haven't had to deal with as much disappointment in my child because I didn't have unrealistic ideals about who and how he should be. I count myself fortunate for as much. As far as my mother was concerned her value was wrapped up in my brother and I, and I saw my son as his own person.

"if you keep playing with it you're gonna go blind"

Would you jump off a bridge just because your friends did?

" Leave it alone it will grow on it's own"

if you keep your lip out
a bird will poop on it.

If I told you once, I've told you a 100.......

get your finger out of there

IM GONNA GET THE HOT WHEEL TRACK

If I knew grands kids would be this nice I would have had them first.

Wait til you have kids they will be ten times worse than you.....DAMN se was right and used that same line on my daughter too. LOL and think I may be right too

<----- this pic is the result of me playing with it too much

you call that music???????????????????

The all time classic in my home!!!!!

You better run your little bodies somewhere, before I rip you both a new one :(

we are gonna have a hand to butt conversation in 3.2 seconds