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me: I'm gonna run away!
 mom: You can take anything that you have paid for.  me: You just want me to run away nekkid! and there I went... nekkid and on my big wheel, peddling up the street.. 
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"Wrong Place Wrong Time Your Ass"
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you'uns settle down or ill whip the tar outta ever one of yas
(dont know how to write hillbilly lol) keep that up and we gonna be tanglin assholes out back |
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"Stay out of the woods"
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Edited by
iraceslowcars
on
Tue 11/27/07 08:00 PM
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me: I'm gonna run away!
mom: You can take anything that you have paid for. me: You just want me to run away nekkid! and there I went... nekkid and on my big wheel, peddling up the street.. I'm not really sure who won that one! My mom... "want in one hand and  in the other and see which one gets full the fastest!" I love my crazy hillbilly mama! 
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me: I'm gonna run away! mom: You can take anything that you have paid for. me: You just want me to run away nekkid! and there I went... nekkid and on my big wheel, peddling up the street.. omg...i love you xoxoxo
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me: I'm gonna run away! mom: You can take anything that you have paid for. me: You just want me to run away nekkid! and there I went... nekkid and on my big wheel, peddling up the street.. omg...i love you xoxoxo Awwww shucks!
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Wait... you had to pay for your own big wheel?
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Nice girls don't call boys
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Pretend you are always holding a piece of paper between your knees...that should keep you outta trouble...
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Wait... you had to pay for your own big wheel? Technically, Santa gave it to me... so I figured it was fair game  .. It was MINE afterall.. Santa did NOT give my mom a big wheel!
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If you keep it up, I'm gonna crack your ass all the way to your neck. That one worked for me. didn't want that big of an ass.
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If you break your leg, don't come running to me.
I'll slap you so hard you'll have a belly full of teeth. Having kids is like being pecked to death by a duck. And my all time fave actually came from a friend... I'll slap you so hard you'll be looking at Sunday from both sides of the week. |
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if you don't stop now, remember, I brought you into this world, I'll take ya out and make another one
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"damn,i knew i shouldn't have drank that last beer"
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Go cut we a switch.
I'll slap into the middle of next week. |
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Don't make me get the belt out.
Apologize to your brother. Oh, you're going to school, even if I have to drag you there in your pajamas! |
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Remember like they always say."Why buy the cow when they can get the milk for free?", so be a good girl.
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if you keep it up I am gonna whip you so hard your great great grand kids will be for mercy!
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"if you think I was put on this earth to clean up after you, you have another thing coming"
Jeez were our mother's this mean; or were we rotten kids! 
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