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These twins are dying to meet you.
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Edited by
Candio
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Thu 04/10/08 09:20 PM
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"I love you honey."
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 ((( candio ))) Your azz is grass, and I`m the lawnmower |
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((((sweetheart)))))
LOL and you know that is one lawnmower that never goes dull. LOL "don't make me get a switch off the hickory tree." |
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((((sweetheart))))) LOL and you know that is one lawnmower that never goes dull. LOL "don't make me get a switch off the hickory tree." and don`t grab a thin one, those hurt like hell
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Believe me I know that all tooooooo well. Man who would have thought a 4'11 woman could swing so hard. LOL
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If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don't run crying to me.
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be a good boy and get me my gin.
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If you kids don't stop fighting, I'm going to sell you to the gypsies next door
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help prop mommy up while she tries to sober up enough to take you to school.
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Do you want me to slap you silly?
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how can mommy pour herself a shot of Jim Beam if you keep crying about how no one will help you with your homework!
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I'm going to smack you so hard your eyes will cross and you'll be looking at Sunday from both sides of the week...funny thing though my mom NEVER hit us.
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okay... now help mommy remember... which one is your daddy?
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You can play wherever you want, as long as you come in when I whistle
...and man, she could whistle... |
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I`m gonna brain you
 but mom, I ain`t got no brains 
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C`mere I`m gonna slap you into the middle of next week
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If ya swallow bubble gum it will stick to your kidneys!!
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Mikey how many times do I have to tell you...Keep those blow-up dolls and those girlie mags outta your room.
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mom whats for dinner
what ever the little boy shoot at |
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