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one of these days I hope you have children that act just like you!!!
well thanks MUM your wish came true 
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Edited by
Candio
on
Wed 11/28/07 10:03 AM
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Oh yes and don't forget......
"I used to have to walk 5 miles, up hill both ways in the snow,with no shoes, and in a dress because we were not aloud to wear pants back then." |
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dont make me break my foot off in yur azzzz lmao
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If it seems like its to good to be true, IT IS!!!!!
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I'm not talkin just hear myself speak!
How many times do I have to tell you.....yada, yada, yada If all the other kids jump off a bridge, would you? I don't care what the other kids are doing, I'm not their mom. |
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Just you wait until your daddy gets home. awe the memories......
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Just you wait until your daddy gets home. awe the memories...... If I wanted to scream I could have done that myself. |
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I got this today in e-mail...
Our son was constantly wandering in and out of the house, leaving the front or back door wide open. "Once and for all, will you please close that!" my exasperated wife pleaded one day. "Were you born in a barn?" "No, I was born in a hospital," he replied, smirking. "With automatic doors." |
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Go ahead and act stupid......I'll knock the stupid right out of you.
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Oh yes and don't forget...... "I used to have to walk 5 miles, up hill both ways in the snow,with no shoes, and in a dress because we were not aloud to wear pants back then." TO SCHOOL THAT IS |
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"Don't worry you'll live to be married twice."
Thanks for the curse momma. |
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omg i AM my mother lol
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omg i AM my mother lol we all are in one way or another. I can think of alot worse people I could have become. My mother is a saint, and my best friend.  To ya Mom.
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Mine never said anything!!...
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You make a better door than window.
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You're not leaving this house looking like that
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If you can't say anything nice, leave the room!!!
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It was more of a question......" Do you eat with that mouth??????"
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Money doesn't grow on trees
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Money doesn't grow on trees yes it does.. i just planted a quater and a 1 dollar bill..should be up next spring 
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