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Don't cross your eyes, they'll get stuck that way.
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dont stick your tongue out at your brother itll freeze like that
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i brought you into this world,
and i can take you out of it. ..i don't understand why she'd say that though. if she took me out of the world, wouldn't she be like, killing me? 
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WHILE PICKIN YOUR NOSE:
YOU DIGGING FOR GOLD? |
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Don't make me stop this car!
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Don't sit so close to the tv, you'll go blind.
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say it one more time
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My 2 personal favorites:
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all (still haven't mastered that one) When people make fun of you just ignore them. <--- that one never worked... |
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get over here let me clean that filthy mouth >>>> grabs dish detergent....
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DO THAT AGAIN AND ILL TELL YOUR FATHER
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Imitation is the best form of flattery
This one I hated.... Pretty is as pretty does. |
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If anyone picks on you beat them into a pulp
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call the po-po....you better disappear when i get out!
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only steal food when the house is out of it, and you don't have enough money for lunch
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IM GONNA BEAT YOUR LITTLE ASS WITH THE HOT WHEEL TRACK
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never back out of a fight, stand your ground who cares if you get a broken nose, you sure showed them
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let me get the belt
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Go get me a weeping willow switch. lol
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translated fromthe italian: taking it safe and slow. the broken can carry the whole
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run, you have to come back eventually!
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