I want dessert before the main course...and appetizers in bed.

I want make up sex before the fight and appetizers in bed, again...

I want the chill before Netflix and hot butter under the popcorn...

The oil rub before the ache and hot candle wax before the fire...

Love me you time long!

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Guys you need to stop reading Doctor Suese books it's confusing me

Did you mean "Dr. SEUSS", author of "The Cat In The Hat"?

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I doubt it.


That means you end your meal at the restaurant on whatever you ate last.
Like vegetables. Or sauerkraut. Rather than on something sweet, or palate cleansing.

So when you go to kiss your partner, that's the taste in your mouth.
Not something sweet, but something possibly sour.

And appetizers in bed?
You know how many skin flakes and mites are kicked up when you sit down on your bed? Not to mention deep fried crusty flakes all mixed in with all the dead skin and the critters that feed off them in bed?
Plus you leak fluids all night. Drool, farts. Eating in bed is not a good thing.


So you want to feel great, and then feel terrible, rather than terrible, then great?
And instead of something positive to alleviate the stress of the fight, to feel good again, you want to cram deep fried or cheesy junk into your body that's probably going to give you gas, or indigestion, and make your fingers all greasy?


So at some point you have to stop the chill and watch Netflix, rather than enjoy Netflix and turn it off for the chill, and keep chilling once Netflix is done.
And hot butter under the popcorn is going to saturate the bag or container and leak onto your pants.


Again, that means you ache without a means to alleviate it since you already got the oil rub.


Oooooh...now I understand...You're ending on self immolation.

You don't want dyslexic love, you want masochism.

Hey he wanted dyslexic

OMG, I went cross-eyed figuring that one out

That's reminds me of another one...
"Cross eyed before the orgasm"

The backwards life...
The gratification before the work..
The trophy before you run the race..
The ending before the beginning...

Takes all the fun out of the middle part...wink.

That's just silly.

I agree, butter on popcorn is gross, whether it's under or on top of it
Popcorn is supposed to be sugared, either with sugar or that toffee kind of stuff.

And cream outside the pie!

You spelled it wrong. Those of us who are, CORRECTLY spell it "Lysdexic."