Pervert: Dictionary
1. Distort or corrupt the original course, meaning, or state of (something) or
2. Lead (someone) away from what is considered natural or acceptable.
Pervert: Common
1. One who has been perverted; one who has turned to error; one who has turned to a twisted sense of values or morals or
2. A person whose sexual habits are not considered acceptable.

Freud's didactic strategy in his
Three Essays on the Theory of Sexuality
was to construct a bridge between the "perversions" and "normal" sexuality.

Clinically exploring 'a richly diversified collection of erotic endowments and inclinations:
hermaphroditism,
pedophilia,
sodomy,
fetishism,
exhibitionism,
sadism,
masochism,
coprophilia,
necrophilia'
among them, Freud concluded that
'all humans are innately perverse'.

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You Might Be A Pervert If...

Well, he seems to know a lot about them, I wonder how many of the above things Freud did.

You think the word shuttlecock is hilarious and the Blue Headed Booby is your favorite bird?

Bonus: You disinctly pronunciate each syllable of the word "country"

LOL, yup, I see that as well.

You might be a pervert if...

he most likely did them all.. under the guise of " research"... plus he looks like a perv... he's got that "look"

he is the father of psycho analysis

for that I give him credit

or the fact that we are at times motivated by the unconscious

we still use some of his contributions today

like the freudian slip or the id, ego, superego


he is definitely the most well known of any therapists


the one you picture when you think of some little guy with a beard and

a notepad asking you about your childhodd in an Austrian accent

You instictually gravitate towards threads about perversion and post more than once.

Even though you know it's a scammer you keep on looking at that profile because the woman in the photo has such great boobs.

You seek out and point out phallus in nature.

To talk to women's chests.

The first thing you note about a man is whether his zipper is up or down.

You look at people's ears as if they are handles.

You watch for camel toes and snail trails.

You sit in the men's shoe section and dream about size 12 loafers.

OMG that made me laugh out loud! Good one!!!

This is NOT about cops!

That one should lose the letter "r".

LOL, I had to actually look that word up as I have never seen or heard it before...



EWWWW! Did not want that in my head!

I only think of Freud when I see Kelsey Grammar cos of "Frasier".
When it's about psychology I think Jung.

Theory of the Horny Unconscious

I have to admit, I'm a such a pervert. In this tolerant and liberal world, where almost everything is allowed I still keep liking only men.

You might be a pervert if you get a boner from keys jiggling in your pocket

You may be a pervert if you pop a boner at Duncan Donuts

Looks down at his Kleenex box and thinks to himself...hmmmm... I just knew I was not a pervert...lol.. thanks Freud....lol