Liquor stores should be open on Xmas.... should not have to spend the whole day with relatives while sober.

What law would you pass?

There ought to be a law that colleges only get tuition in the form of automatic check deduction from a job related to the degree they provided.

That is why I totally stocked up prior.. And just got back from a 6 day cruise with 20 family members.. Did a lot of this


Now home and if they want to see me they have to come by to see me instead...

Ohhh and have a bloody mary in my hand right now~~~

oh, a holiday related law?

there should be a law that noone can come to someone's house to eat without bringing a dish themselves,,

Or at least helping with the cleanup.

...at LEAST,,right?

Everyone must smile on Christmas, Halloween and my birthday.

My relatives are mostly awesome. Whatchoo tawkin about Willis?

That Christmas tin should be required by law to hold an endless supply of chocolate marshmallow fudge.

There should be a law that standardizes modular stomachs.
So when I'm full I can just untie my belly button, pull my stomach out, empty it, put it back, and go for seconds or 23rds.

And there should be a law against wrapping paper, plus tax subsidies for using sheets and towels as gift wrap and socks as bows.
Why let dirty laundry just sit there all lazy.

I'm not spending any time with relatives today on Xmas. Only talked to my sister on the phone since we enjoy each other. I need a good supply of chocolate, maybe some wine.

Just steer clear from relatives that aren't pleasant, that's what I do!
And if you can't, then make sure you buy plenty of liquor before Christmas, lol.

I was going to bring a dish, but it ran away with the spoon.

Require the Genetic Psychopath blood test on all Government employees, doctors, cops, nurses, teachers, judges, bankers ... any one who is responsible for the rights and welfare of others.

1 % of all humans are genetic psychopaths ... abort all babies that are psychopaths and in 80 years it be removed from the genetic pool.

How do you know you are dealling with a genetic psychopath..

oh .."They can Feel your Pain" ...

or they lick taco sauce off the **** and KNOW where it has been and do it any way .. as they can stomach that kaka ...

they rape children and chickens ... no age discrimination .. alive or dead.

duhhhh .. they are psychopaths.

sumbuddie wear blind sea

There ought to be a law...

... requiring the translation of nonsense phrases such as ...

It would be nice if we could figure out a law to stop the explosion of what are commonly called "online trolls."

I just heard ANOTHER story on the radio, of how some incredibly vile people stole the photograph of a handicapped child, to manufacture a crude and insulting "meme" poster. I would pay higher taxes to fund such people being traced, and prohibited from all access to media.

maybe a law that you can not have more than 10 laws

The above-stated law would be Law #11.
So, does it cancel out the first 10, or do the first 10 cancel it out?

Mandate drug test and supervised inspections of home environment for welfare recipients.