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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Annagram's photo
Mon 10/03/16 04:45 PM
Because the grills for cooking steaks cost $5000 laugh

What are hot dogs made out of?

Manturkey1's photo
Mon 10/03/16 05:02 PM
Armadillos. They have a selfmade buns .

Why do they call it television.?

Jaan Doh 's photo
Mon 10/03/16 05:04 PM
Because what goes up must come down

Why do the wheels on the bus go round and round?

Annagram's photo
Mon 10/03/16 05:09 PM
Because they are incapable of going up and down.

What is the current population of England?

Manturkey1's photo
Mon 10/03/16 05:10 PM
To represent congress.

Why are navy personal called semen?

Annagram's photo
Mon 10/03/16 05:16 PM
Because they are all required to have a first or last name that begins with the letter "C." laugh

How do you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Manturkey1's photo
Mon 10/03/16 05:24 PM
With the second elephant in line . ohwell

Why is it called house work?

Annagram's photo
Mon 10/03/16 05:44 PM
Because you have to fill out a W9 form first, before doing any of it.

What do snowflakes taste like?

no photo
Mon 10/03/16 05:46 PM
Like Juliets left cheek laugh laugh



What did the cow say to the farmer ?

Annagram's photo
Mon 10/03/16 05:56 PM


Why do zebras have stripes?

no photo
Mon 10/03/16 05:57 PM
Zebras have that so as to not appear racist laugh laugh


Why was electricity invented?

Annagram's photo
Mon 10/03/16 06:04 PM
To provide light for the Illuminati. laugh


Where can you find clown wigs?

no photo
Mon 10/03/16 06:08 PM
In my backyard


Why did you faint when you received a smooch oops

Annagram's photo
Mon 10/03/16 06:14 PM
Because the dead clowns in the background are a little creepy. laugh laugh

Why do people have eyebrows?

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 10/03/16 06:17 PM

Why do people have eyebrows?


Because nosebrows are out of style.

Where's Waldo?


no photo
Mon 10/03/16 06:17 PM
Coz they're a moustache for the eyes laugh



Why can't penguins fly

Annagram's photo
Mon 10/03/16 06:23 PM
Where's Waldo: Camped out in front of Taco Bell, as tomorrow is National Taco Day

Why can't penguins fly: They opted for the ability to wear tuxedos each day instead. Have you ever seen a sloppily dressed penguin??


Can you make a robot that will massage feet?

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 10/03/16 06:30 PM

Can you make a robot that will massage feet?


You can make one that passes bad gas.



Why does the Sun rise in the East?

BreakingGood's photo
Mon 10/03/16 06:57 PM
Because it takes lots of people to get the sun up so the Chinese people do it.

Why is the sky normally blue?

Annagram's photo
Mon 10/03/16 07:42 PM
Because it has a rather thankless job. sad2


How can you catch a mermaid?

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