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Because the grills for cooking steaks cost $5000
What are hot dogs made out of? |
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Armadillos. They have a selfmade buns .
Why do they call it television.? |
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Because what goes up must come down
Why do the wheels on the bus go round and round? |
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Because they are incapable of going up and down.
What is the current population of England? |
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To represent congress.
Why are navy personal called semen? |
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Because they are all required to have a first or last name that begins with the letter "C."
How do you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? |
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With the second elephant in line .
Why is it called house work? |
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Because you have to fill out a W9 form first, before doing any of it.
What do snowflakes taste like? |
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Like Juliets left cheek
What did the cow say to the farmer ? |
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Why do zebras have stripes? |
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Zebras have that so as to not appear racist
Why was electricity invented? |
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To provide light for the Illuminati.
Where can you find clown wigs? |
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In my backyard
Why did you faint when you received a smooch |
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Because the dead clowns in the background are a little creepy.
Why do people have eyebrows? |
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Why do people have eyebrows? Because nosebrows are out of style. Where's Waldo? |
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Coz they're a moustache for the eyes
Why can't penguins fly |
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Where's Waldo: Camped out in front of Taco Bell, as tomorrow is National Taco Day
Why can't penguins fly: They opted for the ability to wear tuxedos each day instead. Have you ever seen a sloppily dressed penguin?? Can you make a robot that will massage feet? |
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Can you make a robot that will massage feet? You can make one that passes bad gas. Why does the Sun rise in the East? |
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Because it takes lots of people to get the sun up so the Chinese people do it.
Why is the sky normally blue? |
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Because it has a rather thankless job.
How can you catch a mermaid? |
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