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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Annagram's photo
Thu 09/29/16 08:24 PM
Edited by Annagram on Thu 09/29/16 08:25 PM
Because according to Nostradamus the conversion to the metric system will not occur until the year 3000.

How big is the world's largest hat?

BreakingGood's photo
Thu 09/29/16 08:26 PM
1500 Gallon.

Why do dogs bark?

Annagram's photo
Thu 09/29/16 08:31 PM
That's how dogs give their weather reports.

How do you make ice cream?

BreakingGood's photo
Thu 09/29/16 08:34 PM
You strangle Ice until it Screams!

Why are Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD)?

Annagram's photo
Thu 09/29/16 08:38 PM

You strangle Ice until it Screams!


rofl


Why are Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD)?


Because cars really shouldn't be drinking.


How many colors are there in the rainbow?

mzrosie's photo
Thu 09/29/16 11:55 PM
As many colors as the leprechauns would allow


What is the distance between two electrical posts?

no photo
Fri 09/30/16 04:57 PM
75 million light years



What is the theory of relativity ?

BreakingGood's photo
Fri 09/30/16 05:59 PM
Never have children with your siblings.

Where does the light come from inside a bulb?

Manturkey1's photo
Fri 09/30/16 06:03 PM
From all the kids that chach fireflies.

Why do you buy croutons in a stay fresh pouch ?

BreakingGood's photo
Fri 09/30/16 06:06 PM
So Gremlins don't eat them and turn bad.

How do planes stay in the air?

Annagram's photo
Fri 09/30/16 06:12 PM
They are carried by flying horses, and sometimes flying reindeer.

How do vacuums operate?

BreakingGood's photo
Fri 09/30/16 06:25 PM
The moisture inside the vacuum draws the air up into it.

Why do butts stink?

Annagram's photo
Fri 09/30/16 06:27 PM
They don't, you just think that they do. laugh

What is the recipe for making pizza dough?

BreakingGood's photo
Fri 09/30/16 06:35 PM
laugh

1 egg, flour tortillas, 3 rib eye steaks, and lots of sand for texture.

Then why does my finger stink?

Annagram's photo
Fri 09/30/16 06:37 PM
I'm afraid I don't know the answer to that, and don't even want to speculate on it! laugh

Why don't men carry purses?

BreakingGood's photo
Fri 09/30/16 06:40 PM
Because we have holsters for our guns.

Can you pull my stinky finger?

Annagram's photo
Fri 09/30/16 06:53 PM
-2.078 laugh

Who invented the treadmill?

BreakingGood's photo
Fri 09/30/16 06:56 PM
Eli Whitney with his famous tread machine known as the Whitread.

Do Peacocks pea?


Annagram's photo
Fri 09/30/16 06:56 PM
Peacocks pee teal colored split-pea soup.


How many monkeys can fit in a barrel?

BreakingGood's photo
Fri 09/30/16 07:03 PM
You'd have to go to Africa to answer that one.

What makes red the color of love?

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