Topic: The Wrong Answer Game | |
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Edited by
Annagram
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Thu 09/29/16 08:25 PM
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Because according to Nostradamus the conversion to the metric system will not occur until the year 3000.
How big is the world's largest hat? |
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1500 Gallon.
Why do dogs bark? |
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That's how dogs give their weather reports.
How do you make ice cream? |
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You strangle Ice until it Screams!
Why are Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD)? |
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You strangle Ice until it Screams! Why are Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD)? Because cars really shouldn't be drinking. How many colors are there in the rainbow? |
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As many colors as the leprechauns would allow
What is the distance between two electrical posts? |
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75 million light years
What is the theory of relativity ? |
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Never have children with your siblings.
Where does the light come from inside a bulb? |
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From all the kids that chach fireflies.
Why do you buy croutons in a stay fresh pouch ? |
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So Gremlins don't eat them and turn bad.
How do planes stay in the air? |
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They are carried by flying horses, and sometimes flying reindeer.
How do vacuums operate? |
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The moisture inside the vacuum draws the air up into it.
Why do butts stink? |
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They don't, you just think that they do.
What is the recipe for making pizza dough? |
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1 egg, flour tortillas, 3 rib eye steaks, and lots of sand for texture. Then why does my finger stink? |
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I'm afraid I don't know the answer to that, and don't even want to speculate on it!
Why don't men carry purses? |
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Because we have holsters for our guns.
Can you pull my stinky finger? |
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-2.078
Who invented the treadmill? |
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Eli Whitney with his famous tread machine known as the Whitread.
Do Peacocks pea? |
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Peacocks pee teal colored split-pea soup.
How many monkeys can fit in a barrel? |
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You'd have to go to Africa to answer that one.
What makes red the color of love? |
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