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No but I believe Breaking Good does.
What is the commonly most used topping on pizza? |
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Tabbyroni
Did you finish skinning those cats for me? |
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Skinned them with butter.
Why do the stars shine? |
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Because sour fish are just too mean!
Is it safe to eat your own poop? |
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Only if you're a unicorn!
What happens if you eat Pop Rocks and drink soda? |
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Sweet and Sour chicken sprays out your butt.
What does horse meat taste like? |
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Red Velvet cake with cream cheese frosting!
What colors do you combine to make purple? |
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Mix a little sunshine with some heaven.
What time is the BEST time? |
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STOP... It's Hammer Time!
What is Breaking Good's obsession with the BEST time? |
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Edited by
BreakingGood
on
Sun 10/02/16 08:14 PM
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I have sole fever.
Why do animals taste sooooo yummy? |
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Because their fur and feathers also act as seasoning.
Why do people like to go skiing? |
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Because they often get the runs.
Why is asphalt black? |
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So that it may double as a chalkboard.
Why do cacti have spines/prickles? |
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So, they won't don't fold up like a cheap lawn chair.
What direction do tires rotate? |
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In the direction towards the nearest Pokemon gym.
How are flies able to fly in the rain? |
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They quickly suck up the water drops which moves them forward even faster.
Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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To stock up on hot chocolate and firewood.
Why is George curious? |
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Because Bush like golf.
Why do people like cold beer in the summer. |
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In the winter its plentiful.
Why do people buy a $400 grill for hotdogs and hamburgers ? |
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