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Order room service bay side.
Why do snails crawl? |
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Because nobody has shown them how to use roller skates.
Is it possible to drive a car underwater? |
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Every time I drive in the rain.
How much electricity is in a single bolt of lightening? |
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Just enough to wake up Frankenstein
What time is THE best time? |
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Fast times at Ridgemont High during the pool scene.
How many gallons of water does the average pool hold? |
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The average pool only needs 2 gallons, if the water is dehydrated and re hydrates with exposure to air.
What is swimsuit material made out of? |
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Chinese body hair. That's why they don't have hairy bodies and they can make them so cheap.
What type of swimming suit is the hottest? |
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The kinds made out of flames
What do you call a baby seahorse? |
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What do you call a baby seahorse? Mr. Ed |
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Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu [a hill located close to Porangahau, south of Waipukurau in southern Hawke's Bay, New Zealand] How many legs do spiders have? |
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Two silly.
How many pennies make a dollar? |
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One Penny can make a dollar pretty quickly.
What is Arizona famous for? |
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Queers and Steers Why do girls look hot with curls? |
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Because the heat from the hot rollers continues to radiate even after you take them off!
Who will win the Super Bowl this football season? |
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Edited by
BreakingGood
on
Tue 10/04/16 07:14 PM
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Spuds Mackenzie
Why do grown men playing kids games get paid $Millions? |
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Because it's just Monopoly money, so it's practically useless.
What is the best way to eat chocolate? |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Tue 10/04/16 07:20 PM
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What is the best way to eat chocolate?
On a cat fudge sundae. What flavor are you? |
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Strawberry
What year will man live on Venus |
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What year will man live on Venus Who has the popcorn? |
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Terrell Owens
When is the next full moon? |
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