I like to wear funny tshirts.
I like to volunteer.

A girl at the food cupboard said, "Nice shirt!"
I didn't waste a beat and said, "NICE EYES!"

I FELT SOOOO SLEAZY!!!

She did indeed have nice eyes. I'm not remotely interested in a relationship right now.

This type of comment is SO...NOT.....my normal M.O. I was being sincere....but..

What is my problem?

OK....Bring it on....

Well ... first of all, I'm wondering now what a food cupboard is. I know what a cupboard is, but have you got strange women coming through your home that are going through you cupboards?
Wait, do I want to know the answer to that question?!

Sounds like you're just relaxed. And is it that easy for you to feel sleazy ... my ... Now I'm shocked, lol.
Maybe it's the energies of the mo. I've been very sleazy myself and must say it feels great!
Your kind of sleazy, mind you, not mine.

You are a man.
Trained in..man things.
The cave man is not that far away.
You are reciprocating in the game of attraction.
We are just glad you did not club her.

Humm so when is the first date~~~

Busted!!!

By the 3 women......aaaw nevermind.

Chickening out already? Dang ...

STFU CRYSTAL!

Sniff ...
You had me giggling, shocked, amused, now I'm in tears
You better kiss it better lest you want me to cry all night

<------refuses guilt trip

Grmblee... Another night going to bed without a kiss, dammit!
I think I gotta work on my MO ... doing something wrong here

*KISS*

I don't even have to worry about being cheesey!

I've never seen you being anything but YOU Beauty!

Owww... that's really sweet, you almost got me blushing here!
Thank you!
And I sure will sleep real well now -or maybe not

NOT cheesy at all! You merely complimented a woman.

Women have MANY nice parts.

If you said nice azz or something like that then I could understand the sleazy feeling.

It's too bad the women's movement has made decent men second guess their instincts.

I always hold the door open for women. A few times I have got a response of "I don't need the door opened for me just because I'm a women." I'm like WTF?

However, the real reason I hold the door open is so that I can check out their azz.

I'm still a gentleman though because I never tell them that.

You say something like this:

yet you feel the need to find internet relative strangers to tell them what you've done...iow relationship communication.

Like a 12 year old compelled to rush home to show mom what they drew that day.

When you say "not remotely interested in a relationship" while seeking relationship communication what you're "really" saying is "I am selfishly lonely for human contact, interaction, acceptance, but I don't want to pay the cost, the caring, the time, the effort, the annoyance, anything that presents a change to my life I don't feel like."

Or IOW "I want to spoon, but I just want to be the little spoon, I feel insecure being the big spoon."

I speculate that to be your problem based on what's offered in the OP.

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Who said anything about "relationship"?
Maybe pat yourself on the back for not saying anything else...
So when is the first date????

So what compels one to pick apart complete strangers post and provide an in depth analysis(free of charge) of the perceived 'whys' behind their actions?

Self gratification?
Ego inflation?
Superiority complex?

You tell me, because obviously this is your field of study.